Super Hero, Fat Kid Or An Alien?

[nightmare]

A 6-year-old Croatian boy named Ivan Stoiljkovic is attracting media attention for his apparent ability to attract other things: Silverware, remote controls, cell phones and even a large frying pan seem to miraculously stick to the boy’s skin. Ivan’s family claims he’s magnetic.

This magnetic boy can carry up to 25kg of metal on his body but he says that he tires quickly when using his powers.

According to his family, Ivan has also used his ‘healing’ hands to alleviate stomach pains for his grandfather Ivo and is credited with soothing the pain of a neighbour who hurt his leg in a tractor accident.

Ivo said that when his grandson laid his hands on his stomach, they became extremely hot and the pain simply went away.

Despite of all his amazing powers the science suggests that Ivan is not magnetic, but rather just an exceptionally smooth, particularly sticky boy.

What the fuck kind of diagnosis is that? ^

He is like a living fanny pack for fat people. Seriously, leave it to a fat kid to carry around eating utensils.


So what say you? Super Hero, Fat Kid or An Alien?

 

[Hazardous]

Shoot him and find out.

 

[nightmare]

I am going to assume the bullet would stick to him or bounce back like "The Blob".

 

[Hazardous]

Beats me. shoot first, ask questions later.

 

[ABMorales787]

No bruise from the frying pan running into him?

 

[Zaiger]

It is just a mexican kid that is so dirty stuff sticks to him

 

[ABMorales787]

It is just a mexican kid that is so dirty stuff sticks to him

Explain the language if he's mexican then.

 

[Zaiger]

Explain the language if he's mexican then.

I don't spak spanish

 

[nightmare]

I smell an alt.


Only 3 posts & already found his way in here making stupid comments...

 

[ABMorales787]

I don't spak spanish

Apparently English either.

 

[Zaiger]

My english is fine

 

[TSG]

That's awesome. I love fat kids like that, makes me feel good about being one.