Father:_Polley
Fun's my Chinese neighbour's name
note to self...don't anger Iscariot or we could have a contender for IC25's 'Didn't I throw you through a window' crown
Stupid Things you did as a kid.
- Thread starter DJ
- Start date
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
Hmm I wonder why. Please don't hurt me
.
I wouldn't hurt you. You're not flicking me with a ruler for a start...
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
SHit..I was a BAD little kid....
We used to like to play cowboys and indians. So one day, we decided we wanted the authenticity of flaming arrows, so we took a tennis ball, soaked it in gasoline, and out it on the end of one of our makeshift "arrows". Little did we realize, when we shot it into a feild, a tennis ball is going to bounce about forty different times, and start 40 different fires.
Yea. We ran away on that one.
When I was little, a friend of mine and I entered a house, ,pissed on the carpets, broke the windows and lampshades, and he crapped in the bath tub. diabolical.
We used to like to play cowboys and indians. So one day, we decided we wanted the authenticity of flaming arrows, so we took a tennis ball, soaked it in gasoline, and out it on the end of one of our makeshift "arrows". Little did we realize, when we shot it into a feild, a tennis ball is going to bounce about forty different times, and start 40 different fires.
Yea. We ran away on that one.
When I was little, a friend of mine and I entered a house, ,pissed on the carpets, broke the windows and lampshades, and he crapped in the bath tub. diabolical.
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
I sprayed myself in the face with my mom's mace when I was about 11. She always told me to stay away from it so naturally I just couldn't resist. Keep in mind that this was the mid-80's and it was actual MACE, not pepper spray. It hurt.
Consequentially, while I was in the Coast Guard doing Law Enforcement training it was mandatory to be sprayed with pepper spray, to make sure you knew what to expect if you ever had to use it during a boarding on the open sea (lots of wind, you know). They would spray you full on in the face and you had to protect your (plastic training) sidearm for 10 minutes while being "attacked" by a member of the training staff. That was nothing compared to the mace, a walk in the park. Getting tased was significantly more painful. I will never mess with an authority figure with a taser. That shit will knock you shoes off.
Consequentially, while I was in the Coast Guard doing Law Enforcement training it was mandatory to be sprayed with pepper spray, to make sure you knew what to expect if you ever had to use it during a boarding on the open sea (lots of wind, you know). They would spray you full on in the face and you had to protect your (plastic training) sidearm for 10 minutes while being "attacked" by a member of the training staff. That was nothing compared to the mace, a walk in the park. Getting tased was significantly more painful. I will never mess with an authority figure with a taser. That shit will knock you shoes off.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I took a dump in the backyard and let the dog eat it. Didn't bother me one bit cuz the dog didn't lick anybody, but my big sister caught me doing it and I'm sure the next door neighbor was watching. lol
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
already been posted in the mod board room
Okay.
You know what I've realised, every time someone posts something like that none of the bar room mods, g-mods, or admins are online. Coincidence or not? Lol, just joking.
He had one.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Will is on right now. Dunno what he is doing. Think he fell asleep at the wheel LOL
But Will can't control posts in the bar room.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
He is a G mod sucka
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
I take that back. Im an idiot
