Stupid Things you did as a kid.
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Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I was too. But I usually just stuffed the shit in my underwear. I mean you gotta be a sick fuck to go into a little boys pants, even if he is shoplifting. lol
Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
I hit a girl on the head with a rock when I was in the 4th grade.
Eternal Dragon
Monster
I hit a boy on the head with a clipboard in 5th grade. In my defense, he hit me with a book before that.
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Dragon
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Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
I threw the rock at her because she was being a bitch. I also used to steal kids lunches at recess. Not my fault they were stupid enough to leave them unguarded outside class.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
threw my mother down a flight of stairs... I had some bad times when I was little
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I hit my own cousin in the head with a thick ass glass once. Back when I was like 2 or 3. Fucking smashed the shit too. It was funny. Oh and I piledrived this one kid at school on the floor of the bathroom. A few year later, he was in special ed. Wonder if the two events had anything to do with one another. lol
When I was in Gr 8, I was out drinking with some friends, and some girl I had really just met that night (we'd seen each other at school, thats it) got kicked out of her house. I barely knew her, but my mom always let people crash at our place, so I took her home and asked my mom if she could stay there. And as soon as the girl told my mom her name, she knew her from years ago, and it turns out that I hit this same girl in the head with a rock as a young child. The girl had a scar on her forehead that I'd actually asked about earlier that night, and who'd have known I gave it to her!
Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
I did something worse, got my parents sued and me almsost expelled from school. When I was in 4th grade I stabbed a girl in the head with a pencil. I am not even close to joking on that.
Eternal Dragon
Monster
when i was 7 i sold my brothers favourite toy to the next door neighbour (he was my age) for five bucks. it worked for two days until my next door neighbours mum brought it back demanding the money back. i realised it was silly. i shouldnt of sold it to someone so close.
Father:_Polley
Fun's my Chinese neighbour's name
I decided to spin round and round holding a camera in the room housing the ornaments...I took out a lamp and another ornament before i could stop. I got in a lot of trouble for that.
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Nah, his future wasn't bright anyways and I was in 4th grade. Besides, he was giving me the "stink eye" in the bathroom. God, I used to be one crazy little fucker when I was young. lol
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
That aint shit dude. When I was in first grade, I cut a kid with a pair of "safety" scissors. You know, the ones made specifically so kids don't accidently cut themselves. lol
Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Yeah well once time I had this kids parents killed, and ground them into chili and feed them to him... oh wait... no... that was Cartman not me, man I watch too much South Park
Spooky.... i just watched that episode it finished not ten minutes ago. you sure your in south dakota sp?justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Positive... HIV positive
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
You call that bad? Come on, do something better then that.
Dude, do you realize the IRONY of cutting someone with "safety scissors"? I mean these things are made to be safe for children and a CHILD uses a pair to cut another child. lol
Moon Knight
Original Prince of Darkness
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
I applied the right amount of pressure with the perfect angle. I cut his wrist with them. Safety scissors my ass. lol
Two incidents spring to mind. First was when I was 14, kid in our class was flicking my wrist with a ruler, told him to quit but he didn't, said very calmly and softly if he didn't quit I'd smash his head open with the wooden stool I was sitting on. He laughed and did it again...So I got up and smashed his head open with the stool. Two shots brought him down and bleeding before the teacher got me off him. Only suspended for a week n'all.
2nd Incident was when I was 16, some moron decided to slap my brother on his open day to our school (he was joining next year), so I threw him down the flight of stairs we were next to, came down and tossed him threw a window. Got suspended for a week for that too. Strangely, after that no-one ever did shit to me again. Imagine.
2nd Incident was when I was 16, some moron decided to slap my brother on his open day to our school (he was joining next year), so I threw him down the flight of stairs we were next to, came down and tossed him threw a window. Got suspended for a week for that too. Strangely, after that no-one ever did shit to me again. Imagine.
