Stupid Things you did as a kid.

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DJ

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Once,When I was like 6,I fancied my babysitter's daughter.So one day(the final day of having her as a babysitter), We were sitting in a room together sand I rubbed her private.She said "No!You don't touch there!Thats Dirty!"

I then Replied "I know................."

The rest is a blank

And yours?:)
 
DJ Supereme said:
Once,When I was like 6,I fancied my babysitter's daughter.So one day(the final day of having her as a babysitter), We were sitting in a room together sand I rubbed her private.She said "No!You don't touch there!Thats Dirty!"

I then Replied "I know................."

The rest is a blank

And yours?:)
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Mr. Collins? Is that you??

Ironically, I think I know the end to the story.. you said "I know.. .. .. you have teeth in your cooch, because your vagina just bit my finger."

Its okay, I'm not mystic or anything. Its just one of those random stories that gets turned into a movie that I happened to see. Thats all.
 
DJ Supereme said:
Nah,She just said to not do that.
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Rule #28 of BigWill's guide to knowing the Ladies.

"No doesn't mean stop, it just means become more physically active. Girls don't always like to just give it away, but they all WANT to give it away. Some would prefer you just tried harder to get it, even if harder means kinky and rough."
 
I jumped off a slide thinking I could fly...I couldn't. I thought that people lived in my TV so I tried to open it and let them be free. That didn't work out so well.

Flames Out
Dragon
 
Jonny B said:
I inadvertently burnt down an abandoned house.
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1. Killed a baby robin, by smashing the egg. (accidentally and I didn't know it was a living egg)

2. Crapped in public, apparently. (The worst "child story" I've ever heard is me apparently, and randomly, crapping in broad daylight outside next to a building.)

3. Would willingly lay on the floor, near Women with dresses. Then refuse to move, so they'd have to step over me. :lmao:
 
Eternal Dragon said:
:lmao: Did you have long hair back then? Because that would make it priceless.

I stole a book once upon a time.

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Dragon
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No, actually. I had short hair all the way up until I started growing it out in 5th grade.

I stole my neighbor's fire-truck. It was really sweet looking, all red and shiny. And it had a working ladder, and opening doors. The closest thing I had to anything remotely like that.. was a piece of crap preschool-ish fire truck.
 
TheOneBigWill said:
1. Killed a baby robin, by smashing the egg. (accidentally and I didn't know it was a living egg)

2. Crapped in public, apparently. (The worst "child story" I've ever heard is me apparently, and randomly, crapping in broad daylight outside next to a building.)

3. Would willingly lay on the floor, near Women with dresses. Then refuse to move, so they'd have to step over me. :lmao:
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What the...:lmao:

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Dragon
 
TheOneBigWill said:
No, actually. I had short hair all the way up until I started growing it out in 5th grade.

I stole my neighbor's fire-truck. It was really sweet looking, all red and shiny. And it had a working ladder, and opening doors. The closest thing I had to anything remotely like that.. was a piece of crap preschool-ish fire truck.
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Good for you then. I used to steal all the time when I was a little kid. Books, candy, stuff from school. :blush:

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Dragon
 
Eternal Dragon said:
Good for you then. I used to steal all the time when I was a little kid. Books, candy, stuff from school. :blush:

Flames Out
Dragon
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I didn't steal ALL the time. That fire-truck was honestly one of the only things I've ever stolen. I have a couple movies from former friends that I never returned. Mainly because I moved away from them, and they're in another state now.

I think the biggest thing that was stolen "for me" was my Super NES. My Parents randomly brought one home one day. It had a video store sticker on it.. but they said it was mine. :lmao: It never got taken back, and the sticker randomly was removed one day. lol

I don't recall in having anything to do with this though.. but I was a child with a new game system, I wasn't going to disagree with how I got it.

And is it still considered being a pervert, if you're 4-6 yrs. old, and still doing the whole laying on the ground, making them step over you, bit? I tried randomly once when I was like 14.. didn't go over nearly as well. hahaha
 
brahma62 said:
i stole coffee beans from wal-mart

rebel
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:lmao: As a child, I'd use those candy machines where you'd fill your own bag. I'd randomly take candy from them. I figured as long as I wasn't taking like a bag full, and just took a few to eat in the store.. it wasn't stealing.
 
they had like those coffee bean despensers, and it smelled really good, so i got some in my hand and just put it in my pocket. Forgot it was there and strolled on out. Granted i was 10 years old
 
Eternal Dragon said:
You stole from Wal-Mart? :eek: That's amazing! You know how hard that can be?

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Dragon
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Not that hard. When I worked for the Wal*Mart in the town nearby, I found out that 90% of the loss was internal. (Meaning Wal*Mart employee's were stealing like crazy, and getting away with it)
 
TheOneBigWill said:
:lmao: As a child, I'd use those candy machines where you'd fill your own bag. I'd randomly take candy from them. I figured as long as I wasn't taking like a bag full, and just took a few to eat in the store.. it wasn't stealing.
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What???? ive never seen a candy despenser like that. That must be like circa 1970's
 
Eternal Dragon said:
You stole from Wal-Mart? :eek: That's amazing! You know how hard that can be?

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Dragon
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It's not hard at all really, that store is so fucking big they can't possibly catch everything, when I was a kid I stole shit from there all the time, that's where I got most of my Ninja Turtles from, though that Wal-Mart was tiny compared to the monstrosities they have now
 
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