Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

[Tastycles]

Won't pass it to Frank Lampard,
And Heskey's a fucking tard
Should have played Bullard.

 

[Alex]

Why the fuck do you take Defoe off and replace him with Heskey ?!?!?!

 

[Coco]

 

[Tastycles]

From now on, England should just play the Aston Villa team, with Joe Hart in goal.

 

[Alex]

The players shouldn't get payed unless they win

 

[Tastycles]

They don't get paid. England match fees go to charity. They get paid by sponsors, and I'm pretty sure adidas don't give a fuck that Steven Gerrard has lost to the team of their country wearing their kit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's not my fault Capello's biased against Arsenal players. Though there was that night we went out and I wore my "Sol Campbell And Theo Walcott Shouldn't Go To The World Cup" shirt. I really should throw that thing away.