Sounds like Too Much For To Pass Up

[Y 2 Jake]

May be try lasers. Then we can have a laser day.

Somebody please kill somebody with lasers so we can have a laser day.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Lasers are simply concentrated beams of light. As is my understanding, it's really hard to actually kill people with them. I could have a go, I suppose.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Which basically means that if you can kill somebody with a laser then we're almost certain to get a holiday out of it.

Our Quasar closed down years ago, serious fun with a laser gun. Coincidence, I don't think so.