Good Golly It's Ollie
Magical Girl
Now that I finally got myself a Network sub, I've been watching every PPV from King of the Ring '96 onwards and just thought I'd note a few things that make the product seem not that different to how it is now.
- It's pretty great yeah, but honestly, the exact same logical problems you see today were all over the place back then, and in some cases way worse. Austin counts his own pinfall to win? WTF?
- Austin's matches are hit-and-miss with me tbh, sometimes the psych is really engaging and other times they're no different from a Reigns/Sheamus match.
- Heel Lawler is a great commentator but also as annoying as heel Cole was. He is SUCH a dick seriously. And by the way, the whole 'Brian Christopher is not my son' bit was hilarious.
- Vince on commentary has two standout moments for me. 1) During a cage match he literally says "He tried to yank him off ... and he got all of it!" I spat out my drink laughing. 2) Vince sums up the entire Attitude Era main event booking at one late 97 show where he says "And yet another official goes down!"
- Triple H was always awesome. Haters can suck it. However DX as a whole? Weak early on. And their video cutting entrance thing is very annoying, that would be hated big time today.
- Same problem of solid midcard with performers who are over, being not utilised to fullest extent. But also the anti-smark in me realises not everyone can be main event.
- Austin and Rocky's time on top was fucking brief.
- I like Bulldog and Faarooq way more in retrospect. What the hell happened with Faarooq? He felt like a legit badass in 96/97, why'd his push fall apart?
- It's pretty great yeah, but honestly, the exact same logical problems you see today were all over the place back then, and in some cases way worse. Austin counts his own pinfall to win? WTF?
- Austin's matches are hit-and-miss with me tbh, sometimes the psych is really engaging and other times they're no different from a Reigns/Sheamus match.
- Heel Lawler is a great commentator but also as annoying as heel Cole was. He is SUCH a dick seriously. And by the way, the whole 'Brian Christopher is not my son' bit was hilarious.
- Vince on commentary has two standout moments for me. 1) During a cage match he literally says "He tried to yank him off ... and he got all of it!" I spat out my drink laughing. 2) Vince sums up the entire Attitude Era main event booking at one late 97 show where he says "And yet another official goes down!"
- Triple H was always awesome. Haters can suck it. However DX as a whole? Weak early on. And their video cutting entrance thing is very annoying, that would be hated big time today.
- Same problem of solid midcard with performers who are over, being not utilised to fullest extent. But also the anti-smark in me realises not everyone can be main event.
- Austin and Rocky's time on top was fucking brief.
- I like Bulldog and Faarooq way more in retrospect. What the hell happened with Faarooq? He felt like a legit badass in 96/97, why'd his push fall apart?