Some People Make My Head Hurt

[klunderbunker]

Seriously, why does everyone insist on telling us what their DREAM pay per view card would be? Do they really think no one has ever said this before? Really?

 

[gd]

Love those kind of threads. Need more of them.

 

[klunderbunker]

And if they exist I'll be trashing every one of them.

 

[gd]

I WANT TO SEE SAMOA JOE VS THE UNDERTAKER THAT'D BE AWESOME!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

It cracks me up how these people have no clue how to put a card together too. It's hysterical.

 

[gd]

To be fair, that 3 on 5 battle of the UK looks pretty epic.

 

[klunderbunker]

There were some intriguing things, but there's one problem:

NO ONE CARES WHEN THE MATCHES WILL NEVER HAPPEN, SO STOP SPAMMING MY FORUMS.

 

[Lee]

I just move them to book this

 

[klunderbunker]

I get too annoyed to do that. Granted I can't stand book this for the most part about 99% of the time.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I like it posters want to see a matchup of wrestlers from different years.

 

[Dave]

I like it posters want to see a matchup of wrestlers from different years.

Don't we have a tournament for that?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Don't we have a tournament for that?

I don't believe we do. KB needs to start one.

 

[klunderbunker]

Uh, why me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I believe he's making fun of the fact that you did, indeed, just start a WrestleZone tournament.

 

[klunderbunker]

I understand that. And I still am not sure why Luther asked me to run it.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Maybe he thought you were the next best person to continue it after Shocky.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Because I recommended you. I thought that much was obvious.

 

[Vash21]

I wanna see the Brooklyn Brawler or Barry Horowitz vz Santino

Billed as Battle of the jobbers.

Is it this kind of crap that pisses ya off?

 

[klunderbunker]

No.

 

[Vash21]

oh ok.

nevermind. Sorry for interupting.

 

[Coco]

Sting vs. The Undertaker

The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels

Steve Austin vs. Hulk Hogan

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

The overselling will be off the charts in the Rock/HBK match.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

The only "dream" card threads I ever really enjoyed were the first one (and only) I've ever posted in.

It was the concept of using single brand rosters, current rosters, and not allowing the same wrestler to be involved in a wrestling manner - in more than one match. It forced people to create ideas, as well as think things through. You can't have all your top talent in the Main Event, as it'd fuck up the rest of your card. Yet you needed a Main Event that would attract people, so you were forced to give a background reason why that match would happen.

Actually, if KB is okay with it (since he's threatened to shitcan every single one created) I'd put the time and effort into creating an opening post/thread on that very one. (since the original was made roughly 3 years ago, and is likely long since buried.)

Seriously, its no different than Sly's greatness that was "create your own Best-Of PPV" DVD threads. (which I never got around to posting in, and now want to as well.)

 

[Vash21]

I wouldn't mind seeing the Big Slow vs Andre just for the novelty of it.

Would prolly be a horrible match, Andre just doesn't have the same mobility as the Big Slow. An thats saying something.

 

[MWats]

I wanna see the Brooklyn Brawler or Barry Horowitz vz Santino

Billed as Battle of the jobbers.

Is it this kind of crap that pisses ya off?

No.

oh ok.

nevermind. Sorry for interupting.

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