So...

[TSG]

I'm playin' with a friend on Facebook, she called me gay just joking around and I called her ****e. Something we do all the time just to have fun. Well, her 37 year-old step-dad, who looks like an Eminem wanna-be who likes UFC (sounds like a total jerk-off to me) sends me a message saying he's gonna come kill me and wipe his ass with his tongue if I do it again.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Yes, because threats against ones life is often something to make light of.

 

[ABMorales787]

 

[TSG]

Normally I'd be more scared, but this guy looks, sounds, and more than likely is a complete and total douche who I have no need to care about.

 

[TSG]

I NO, RITE?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I'm playin' with a friend on Facebook, she called me gay just joking around and I called her ****e. Something we do all the time just to have fun. Well, her 37 year-old step-dad, who looks like an Eminem wanna-be who likes UFC (sounds like a total jerk-off to me) sends me a message saying he's gonna come kill me and wipe his ass with his tongue if I do it again.

I love the death threats, they always make me laugh. He is probably like those guys who wears a TapouT shirt and knows of Chuck Liddell... If you ask him, he is guaranteed to know some various Martial Arts. Probably will tell you that he has done them since he was born or something. You know he is most likely likely full of shit.

 

[ABMorales787]

I NO, RITE?

OOOOH YEAH!!

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

 

[TSG]

OOOOH YEAH!!

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! OHHHH YEAHHHHH!

R.I.P. Macho.

 

[amazing_blue]

How does he plan on wiping his ass with his own tongue?

And does the girl know that Slim Liddell threatened you?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Apparently it just made her want to fuck TSG more.

 

[TSG]

And does the girl know that Slim Liddell threatened you?

I could care less.

Apparently it just made her want to fuck TSG more.

Nah, pretty sure that I'm still floating down single river. But once again, I could care less about that too.

 

[Gelgarin]

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[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I don't know any straight guys who want their asses licked. fyi

 

[Slyfox696]

I don't know any straight guys who want their asses licked. fyi

Sure you do...you just don't know it.

 

[Coco]

Are we entirely sure she doesn't live in San Fransisco? If she does, I can see her dilemma.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I hate people my age too much to go back to California.

 

[Dave]

I fucking love David Mitchell.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

He wants to clean your shithole with his tongue? That be fucked up bruh

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

He wants to clean your shithole with his tongue? That be fucked up bruh