So.....

[C.M.]

That is epic CM, absolutely epic.

The story of when I met my fiancee is infamous. Within 5 minutes of meeting her, my dad, who was fairly drunk at the time, saw her, asked if he could pour ice down her shirt while in the process of tipping the bucket towards her shirt. I instantly facepalmed and thought I was fucked before I even had a chance to start. Then she said the greatest four words I've ever heard in my life: Sure go for it. I think I saw floating hearts around her right then and there. To make things even better, we were getting drinks and she asked what my favorite drink was. I said it was Crown and coke, and she replied that it was hers as well. Well we started dancing and making out, we snuck away to a tent I had set up a little ways away from the bar, hooked up there. Went back to the bar for a bit then went to her friend's house. Hooked up there on the couch then on a bed. I accomplished this feat in approximately 6 hours.

Epic.

 

[Ty Burna]

Epic.

Funny thing was, at Christmas time that year, we got my dad a beer bucket, the same kind of bucket he used to pour ice down her shirt. Totally didn't intend for it to be a joke, I hadn't even thought of the night she and I met. But my dad was cracking up laughing when he opened his gift.

 

[C.M.]

Nah by that point she's done everything on her own and she doesn't need a man to take care of her. She wants someone to fill a different void........or two.



You know emotionally, get your mind out of the gutter.

Yeah.
She knew right away he was trying to get in her pants.
I wasnt even trying, I was just a gentleman to her, she likes the way I treat her

 

[Ty Burna]

Yeah.
She knew right away he was trying to get in her pants.
I wasnt even trying, I was just a gentleman to her, she likes the way I treat her

Always gotta be a gentleman, even in my player days where it was all about just getting one night stands, I was still a gentleman about it

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

95 here, though to be fair we were the largest class in a number of years. The next year's graduating class I think had 50.

Yea mine was the biggest up til that point but it's been growing by a few every year for the past ten years or so.

Small towns force you to get along with everyone.

To add to your convo with CM, I met my girl through a mutual friend I had been with before, the first night I met her she wanted to have a Threesome with me and our mutual friend. Glad it didn't happen though because she is probably my future wife.

 

[C.M.]

Funny thing was, at Christmas time that year, we got my dad a beer bucket, the same kind of bucket he used to pour ice down her shirt. Totally didn't intend for it to be a joke, I hadn't even thought of the night she and I met. But my dad was cracking up laughing when he opened his gift.

Awesome

For mother's day, I got her flowers & chocolate.

 

[C.M.]

Always gotta be a gentleman, even in my player days where it was all about just getting one night stands, I was still a gentleman about it

True Dat.

 

[Ty Burna]

Yea mine was the biggest up til that point but it's been growing by a few every year for the past ten years or so.

Small towns force you to get along with everyone.

To add to your convo with CM, I met my girl through a mutual friend I had been with before, the first night I met her she wanted to have a Threesome with me and our mutual friend. Glad it didn't happen though because she is probably my future wife.

I found my small clique in high school and stuck with that. I didn't get along with most in my class, I was nice to them, but I wasn't going to go out of my way to kick it with them. Except the girls, but my game was not even close to being as polished as it is/was when I got out of high school.

My fiancee has stated that the only way I get a three some is if Jessica Alba is the third person. A man can dream, at least she has good taste in women.

 

[Ty Burna]

Awesome

For mother's day, I got her flowers & chocolate.

I quickly acquired the closest necklace that was in my price range for my woman. If all else fails, always go jewelry I was once taught.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I found my small clique in high school and stuck with that. I didn't get along with most in my class, I was nice to them, but I wasn't going to go out of my way to kick it with them. Except the girls, but my game was not even close to being as polished as it is/was when I got out of high school.

My fiancee has stated that the only way I get a three some is if Jessica Alba is the third person. A man can dream, at least she has good taste in women.

Only people we didn't get along with were people from other towns.

I want to rep your fiancee.

 

[C.M.]

I quickly acquired the closest necklace that was in my price range for my woman. If all else fails, always go jewelry I was once taught.

Was thinking of getting that but she doesnt wanna be more than FWB, but she'll eventually fall in love w/me. She has already told she's getting used to me & everything she wakes up, she wants to call me

 

[Ty Burna]

Only people we didn't get along with were people from other towns.

I want to rep your fiancee.

I would go rep her right now except she's sleeping .

 

[Ty Burna]

Was thinking of getting that but she doesnt wanna be more than FWB, but she'll eventually fall in love w/me. She has already told she's getting used to me & everything she wakes up, she wants to call me

So basically you're together, but she doesn't want to say it's officially a relationship. Yup been there. Took me 2 months of me spending every weekend with her (she lived out of town) and me in a drunken stumbling stupor asking if it was too early to say I love you for her to finally say we were a couple.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I would go rep her right now except she's sleeping .

Sorry man, I'm still waitin on mine to get home from work, wish me luck though because she's gotta at her other job at 6 am.

 

[C.M.]

I would go rep her right now except she's sleeping .

Reminds me of a few days ago when we were in Cali & she woke me up to have sex

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Reminds me of a few days ago when we were in Cali & she woke me up to have sex

Nothings better than waking up with your dick in a girls mouth.

 

[C.M.]

So basically you're together, but she doesn't want to say it's officially a relationship. Yup been there. Took me 2 months of me spending every weekend with her (she lived out of town) and me in a drunken stumbling stupor asking if it was too early to say I love you for her to finally say we were a couple.

Pretty much yeah.

 

[Ty Burna]

Sorry man, I'm still waitin on mine to get home from work, wish me luck though because she's gotta at her other job at 6 am.

Good luck homie, just tell her it'll take 5 minutes .

Reminds me of a few days ago when we were in Cali & she woke me up to have sex

Morning sex is the best thing to get up for. I love me some morning sex.

 

[C.M.]

Nothings better than waking up with your dick in a girls mouth.

Nah, she was kissing me then she got on top of me

 

[Ty Burna]

Nah, she was kissing me then she got on top of me

That works too. Honestly I've always been a fan of the women riding me.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Good luck homie, just tell her it'll take 5 minutes .



Morning sex is the best thing to get up for. I love me some morning sex.

I'll ell her I'm going to set the record

Nah, she was kissing me then she got on top of me

But which is better?

 

[Ty Burna]

I'll ell her I'm going to set the record :lmao

Just tell her it's a race to see who finishes first. And that you've never lost yet.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Just tell her it's a race to see who finishes first. And that you've never lost yet.

She usually goes first, I'm a gentleman like that, then I do my Triple H impression and tell her to suck it.

Not the literally but you get the idea.

 

[Ty Burna]

She usually goes first, I'm a gentleman like that, then I do my Triple H impression and tell her to suck it.

Not the literally but you get the idea.

So when you hit the Pedigree it's all over?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Always.