So...you get in a bar fight...

[Tastycles]

The unsmashed bottle. You could then send a real message by smashing it, then start windmilling. Unbeatable.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Bar stool. Breaks ribs, puts out teeth, you can even put it in somebodys mouth to restrain them.

 

[Sparky]

Nobody suggested a kangaroo? Oh thats right, you guys don't have them in pubs over there.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

We have rats in the kitchens.

 

[Sparky]

Nice Image, Jakey. yeah, Soo not going there to eat.

 

[Spunky]

Nobody suggested a kangaroo? Oh thats right, you guys don't have them in pubs over there.

if anything i'd want a spanner, i'm never more than 6feet away from.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I would go with a bottle. not only would you brak it over his head maybe knocking hm out early you then have a broken bottle you can cut him with.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I agree with fromthesouth, a pool cue is the most logical choice. A broken bottle can get you charged with attempted murder. Stools a too clunky, and awkward. A shoe, while painful as hell takes too much time to wield, what with the untying. Pool cues, however, are perfect for a barfight. You can usually swing it, or bring it down on top of the head. It's the best defense, too. Plus, all else fails? Break it half and ya got two weapons!!!

 

[Coco]

After giving the topic the night to fester, I've changed my answer to Steve Blackman.