Turd Ferguson
DA-DA Da Da Da Bah Da Da DADADA
Punk was getting heat and this woman just walked up to him, told him he wasn't Jesus and wailed away with a hard slap. Punk smiled and told her he forgave her while security pulled her out of the show, then genuflected, making it even more insanely funny. The guy didn't lose a step from it either.
I like how he doesn't even get mad, but reacts to it in kayfabe.
He rules.