So umm....

[TheOneBigWill]

thats AWESOME is what it is.

and hey dude, what the shit ever. a lot of dudes pay for that kind of treatment. those cosmo magazines TELL girls to do that to stimulate the prostate.

whenever I walk into a chicks place and see a Cosmo magazine on the table, I look at them and say "if you put your finger in or around my asshole, I will fucking punch you"

I just laughed out loud so much that I woke Christian up. Now I gotta go feed him. LMAO That was still classic.

 

[Nate DaMac]

It was like"if you wanna fuck me in the ass, you have to let me do something" me:"like what?" she didn't think I would let her, and believe me, there was quite a bit of hesitation. It sucked. But she got the worst of it. She is down with it now so it was worth it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I just laughed out loud so much that I woke Christian up. Now I gotta go feed him. LMAO That was still classic.

glad to be of service, sir. sorry to wake up the child tho

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Nice work, but the finger thing it would take alot of time to answer a whole 1 min, before I'm smashing her up the ass.

 

[BradTheGreat]

So she lost, twice.

yeah, but he won twice.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

glad to be of service, sir. sorry to wake up the child tho

It's all good, I was suppose to wake him up and feed him before he woke up, anyways. I just figured to let him sleep a bit more, so he'd be hungrier and eat more.

It worked. My couch needs a new set of cushions though. His aim is impeccable.

yeah, but he won twice.

Actually, I think he only one once. I'm unsure if he wanted a finger in the ass. But he did it for the greater good.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

And on that note - my goodness, does Christy have an ass that looks like it could be all kinds of tore up?!

Not that I'd tear up an ass - I like anal, I wouldn't want to abuse my privilege.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm 21 and a virgin at this point I would murder someone in order to have sex

Fuck somebody ugly. I do it all the time.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Fuck somebody ugly. I do it all the time.

You said I was beautiful.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

From behind, I said you were beautiful from behind.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

From behind, I said you were beautiful from behind.

You still said I was beautiful in some manner, thats all that matters to me.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hair pulling and sodomy is beautiful. So long as you've put a tarpaulin over the sofa.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I just laughed out loud so much that I woke Christian up. Now I gotta go feed him. LMAO That was still classic.

Hope he didn't bite your nipple.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Update, still itchy not as bad as yesterday.

Still worth it.

I think it was a ploy for her to laugh at my misfortune.