So...Those Razorbacks...

[Razor]

We finally won a fucking game in conference! Texas A&M went down like the bitches they are, 47-19? I don't remember the score, I'm quite the intoxicated fellow. But hell, I got some drunken action tonight so I'm not complaining.

At any rate, this thread is to discuss the awesome that was Arkansas winning despite our defense really wanting to pull what they've been pulling the last 2 games, the fact that we will most likely lose the next game against Alabama and our away game against Florida (which, FYI, is their fucking Homecoming game), and the fact that Wilson came in to drop a knee and fucking fumbled the damn football.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Congrats.

Not a conference game though.

A&M is the 8th best team in the Big XII.

 

[Slyfox696]

Yeah...Texas A&M is in the Big 12...Arkansas in the SEC....

You must be really drunk.

 

[Razor]

Congrats.

Not a conference game though.

A&M is the 8th best team in the Big XII.

Yeah...Texas A&M is in the Big 12...Arkansas in the SEC....

You must be really drunk.

....Yeah, I was hella drunk. In fact, when I woke up this morning, I was still drunk. Something about drinking liberal amounts of beer, whiskey, and Everclear.

But still. We kicked some ass. Now if we just need to survive the probable massacre that is playing Florida at their house.

 

[SSJPhenom]

....Yeah, I was hella drunk. In fact, when I woke up this morning, I was still drunk. Something about drinking liberal amounts of beer, whiskey, and Everclear.

Did you just say that you mixed beer, whiskey, and Everclear together? My hat is off to you sir. You are more of a man than I am

 

[Razor]

Did you just say that you mixed beer, whiskey, and Everclear together? My hat is off to you sir. You are more of a man than I am

The beer was 3ish games of beer pong, so about 4/5 cans if I'm trying to measure it. The whiskey was some crazy hard shit that my bud mixed with tea to give to another of my buds. He hates whiskey and tea, so I drank it for him secretly. Then I drank waaay more than I should have of some Everclear, Sunkist, and Kool-Aid concoction. I was on my ass. Still sorta am. But I now remember my SEC and Big 12 members.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I drank so much Friday that I spent all day drunk yesterday.

Today is a different story. I just found a bottle of Crown in my closet. I am asking no questions.

 

[SSJPhenom]

That's crazy. I have only one rule when I drink and that's drink the same thing all night long. I will not mix and match because the last time that I mixed and matched, I woke up naked in my car! True story!

 

[Razor]

That's crazy. I have only one rule when I drink and that's drink the same thing all night long. I will not mix and match because the last time that I mixed and matched, I woke up naked in my car! True story!

Yeah...I definitely shouldn't have. But I never threw up, so there ya go.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I like to throw up when I've had too much.


HAHAHAHAHAHA Rex Grossman is now the 3rd QB on the Texans.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Well that's good. I hate throwing up when I am drinking, but sometimes, when I know I am going to have a hangover, I induce some vomitting.