So I got a Tooth Ache.

[GI Cake]

I got a tooth ache to what appears to be my wisdom tooth on my upper left side of my mouth. Any ideas to ease the pain before I can get my wisdom teeth removed?

 

[Kermit]

Buy some gel from a local pharmacy or walmart or do the Tom Hanks method and find an ice skate.

 

[X]

Clove oil works wonders. I used a ton of it when my wisdom teeth were coming in. Just don't swallow any, because it tastes like ass. But it definitely helps numb/ease the tooth pain for a bit. Also, Orajel obviously.

 

[GI Cake]

Buy some gel from a local pharmacy or walmart or do the Tom Hanks method and find an ice skate.

What kind of gel should I look for exactly?

Also, I live in South Florida. So would I get a similar result if I grab a roller skate?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Get them cut out, I had all four cut out. The bottom two were cut out of my jaw. One week of pain and you will never think about them again, I suffered for two years with mine. One week later, I was back at football pratice.

 

[Harthan]

Marijuana.

 

[Kermit]

What kind of gel should I look for exactly?

Also, I live in South Florida. So would I get a similar result if I grab a roller skate?

Orajel, as X stated, and no, a roller skate will not work.

 

[GI Cake]

Marijuana.

Perhaps something more legal.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Whiskey.

 

[Coco]

Suicide.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

That comes later, the whiskey is to calm his nerves before he does the deed.

 

[Harthan]

Perhaps something more legal.

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It's not really relevant, but fuck it, I'm high.

 

[justinsayne]

Perhaps something more legal.

Move to California, get a card, hit up the nearest depot, & then smoke away the pain, or you could do what I do, Extra Strength Excedrin, it seems to work for me.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Tie a string around the tooth and a door knob then inhale a bunch of nitrous.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Rub some yay on the gums by the teeth and those bitches'll be numb.

 

[TSG]

Excedrin, Aleve, Ibuprofen, other pain relievers.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Excellent timing.