Smooth Sexual Chocolate

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

She nuked my cock with all that emotion. Fucking awesome.

/poetry

 

[The Crock]

I know. It really is.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Definitely sig worthy, if I wasn't such a self centered prick.

 

[The Crock]

GOD DAMN IT! SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE! Yeah, I can't say that with a straight face.

 

[The Best At What I Do]

I never even heard of this OJ but since back when I first joined WZ Smooth Sexual Chocolate has always been a king among men.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I never even heard of this OJ but since back when I first joined WZ Smooth Sexual Chocolate has always been a king among men.

Now this is the type of online lovin' I enjoy, feel free to stop bye anytime!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Those tits are perfect by the way, and apparently Jewish too.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

SSC, what brand of condom would you be?

 

[The Crock]

Damn those are some nice tits. But she's Jewish, we couldn't afford her...

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

SSC, what brand of condom would you be?

I don't know what brand, but definitely something flavored; perhaps Banana split flavored, I think that covers all corners of irony.

Indeed, way to expensive, that's why I plan on chaining her to the water heater.

 

[The Crock]

Indeed, way to expensive, that's why I plan on chaining her to the water heater.

Fucking Jews... you could drop a trail of pennies that go all the way to your house. There isn't one single Jew on this planet who wouldn't follow that.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Fuck Condoms too.

Put your bitch on the pill, for your cock it's a thrill.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Fucking Jews... you could drop a trail of pennies that go all the way to your house. There isn't one single Jew on this planet who wouldn't follow that.

I've found in my research that they'll do the same with peso's too, if your looking to be Jewish yourself, and save some money.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, condoms do kill it, well it's still good but not as good as without 'em.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Fucking Jews... you could drop a trail of pennies that go all the way to your house. There isn't one single Jew on this planet who wouldn't follow that.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

See, it lead Doug to this thread.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I don't know what brand, but definitely something flavored; perhaps Banana split flavored, I think that covers all corners of irony.

...Lol.

What's your favorite flavor/type of soda?

 

[The Crock]

I've found in my research that they'll do the same with peso's too, if your looking to be Jewish yourself, and save some money.

Ok, Jews will follow any monetary unit. Even if it hasn't been in use in 50 years.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

See, it lead Doug to this thread.

I smelled a stereotype that led me to this thread in the GSD. NOT THE CAGE.

 

[The Crock]

RESIST THE URGE TO FUCK YOUR SCREEN DOUG

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Can't resist...... The urge.... To fuck the screen...... you bastard.

 

[The Crock]

Feel free.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Any other person would say fuck you to the stereotypes but I don't give a fuck. Though sometimes it does get old though.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Lulz, nothing makes me chuckle like a Jewish stereotype.

My favorite soda is Fanta Pineapple, but I can't find that shit anywhere these days, any kind of fucked up Mountain dew flavor will do the trick too, third place is the Doc Pepper.