Smooth Sexual Chocolate

[INDYjon22]

Quite the Godly combination, marijuana and 3D, shit is just meant to go together. You sound pretty busy tomorrow, do you plan on watching summer slam?

I was supposed to go into Berkeley tomorrow and get some "brownies" before seeing the expendables, but my roommate, who's had one date in his life, managed to snag him one for tomorrow, which totally leaves me out to dry. I may just head into San Francisco and see if I can't get a cheap ticket from a scalper and watch my Padres kick some ass tomorrow.

I'll probably just get stoned and watch it on the couch though.

Unfortunately I think I am going to miss SS tomorrow night, which makes me a little sad but oh well. Mayer will kick some major ass. A buddy of mine went to San Fran a few years ago and got "candy bars" that shit was good

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, and I won't get any pussy either... FUCK!! I just realized that I won't get any!!! I'm inviting someone over, hopefully there are some "brownies". Not much of a fan, but there is no alcohol.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Being a proud owner of a California Cannabis Card I've had the delight of trying all kind's pf treats, from "scooby snacks" to fruity pebble treats. The JM concert should be a treat too, you know that place will be swarming with hot chicks, who have already been worked over my the smooth words of John Mayer

Though, the guy in Berkeley works right on the fucking street, and will sell you a grab bag of homemade stoner treats for 20 buck, minimum of 5 full sized snacks per bag. He fucking has brown bags underneath giant bins of patches. Walk up, give him the stoner eye and show him your 20 and your fucking set.

Birthday sex is always so grand, though who knows how good my uncle passed away sex is?

 

[The Crock]

I'll see if she gets home early enough, I doubt it though.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'll see if she gets home early enough, I doubt it though.

I think that sex will be good for like a week though, no way that much emotion goes away in one night, just capitalize by Friday and you'll be set.

 

[The Crock]

I'll capitalize by tomorrow. Honestly, she's good normally... I'm excited.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Now you've got me all excited thinking I'm the one who's gonna be having dead uncle sex. As weird a it may sound, I definitely want to know if you notice a difference, cause that be some REAL fucking knowledge right there.

 

[The Crock]

I'll let ya know.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

You know where to find me.

Is it really true that you can't buy alcohol on Sundays in Utah??

 

[The Crock]

No. Hahaha. College students would die.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I figured that was just a myth, but the Mormons have fucking powers, so I was still a little sketch.

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm pretty sure here in PA alcohol stores aren't open on Sundays. I could be mistaken though. Who knows, but it is stupid either way haha. Just saw Expendables. Awesome shit. Great action, fun movie, and hell even had a decent plot for an action flick.

 

[The Crock]

Haha, Mormons are regular people. No different here than anywhere.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Time for a shower, let the imagination run wild WZ.......

Edit: Can't wait to see expendables. Mormons, regular people, great fucking cover.

 

[The Crock]

I'm pretty sure here in PA alcohol stores aren't open on Sundays. I could be mistaken though. Who knows, but it is stupid either way haha. Just saw Expendables. Awesome shit. Great action, fun movie, and hell even had a decent plot for an action flick.

Expendables = Win

 

[Theo Mays]

Time for a shower, let the imagination run wild WZ.......

Ooo la la

 

[The Crock]

My girl will be here in half an hour... lets hope I get some!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'm sending my positive vibes your way.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

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[The Crock]

I DONE IT!! She walked in and her mission was to get some. It was good, she was even better. Bro, it was awesome.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Nice Angel, my first time hearing Kingpin Skinny Pimp, great fucking name and good rhymes to boot.

Heart warming story BBC, it's like they want to take out all their extra emotion out on your cock = WIN.

 

[The Crock]

She nuked my cock with all that emotion. Fucking awesome.

 

[The Doctor]

I wish I could "Get some".

 

[The Crock]

Well, the biggest thing is that while living with your parents it's really hard, but once you move out it's so easy... you just call 'er up and you're set.

 

[The Doctor]

I need an "'er" to call, first.