Smackdown

[Capt. Charisma]

What is this? The Thousandth time Palumbo and Noble go at it. Why is this shit done on a weekly basis.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Because Noble is talented and they want him on TV. But nobody would believe that he could beat anybody that size. Unless he's facing Chuck Palumbo.

 

[DJ]

On the subject of smackdown does anybody here also hate the from the vault section?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It used to be great. You'd get a quality cruiserweight match. But now it's shit. Henry, Holly, Kennedy. It's really poor. But Americans have about 100 ad breaks on their shows so they need something to fill the space.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

But are they going to have this feud end, or is it going to go on forever these two facing each other?! I'm all for pushing Noble, but no-one likes to see the same match every week, especially one with Palumbo now in it. Palumbo as a big man is shit, he was far better when he was in WCW.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I agree he was better in WCW. He was more of a Total Package than Lex Luger. Still wank though.

The feud will continue forever. It's WWE trying to go one up on the Booker/Roode feud.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

Indeed, If I get to see Noble vs MVP soon I'll be happy. Is Matt Hardy still comming back for Mania, or is MVP screwed for Mania?

 

[Shadowmancer]

he just needs to be cleared to wrestle.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They had almost 6 months of build for that match before. IMO they should do what they did with Taker in 04. Just have Hardys music play and distract MVP. He'd get a massive pop at Mania if he hasn't appeared on TV for months.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

Hopefully Matt wins the title, and MVP goes on to main event, in an ideal world. MVP/Taker would be pretty good.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think MVP/Taker is our Summer Slam feud.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

I think MVP/Taker is our Summer Slam feud.

Alongside Bastita vs Chuck Palumbo probably. Worse thing is I can actualy see them doing this, that is if he ever finishes fighting Noble. I think they might be able to milk another 5 or so matches, before it starts getting ridicolous.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Palumbo wll be gone in a few months. I read about 18 months ago that JBL thought he was still employed by the company. That's why he was rehired.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

Yea true they don't need Palumbo now that they have the Big Show.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Well its the Big Show!
It's a big bad show tonight. (oh baby, come on. oh yeah)
Yeah, its the Big Show.
Crank it up, turn on them lights! (turn them on)

Get ready for something
That you've never known.
You wont see it coming
But I promise you'll know...

It's the Big Show
Come to set everything right. (oh, set them right)
Yeah its the Big Show.
He's gonna burn this house tonight. (oh burn it down)

Your time is over.
Your times come around.
Hold your head above me.
Then I'll plant you in the ground! (yeah)

Yeah!
Oh Mr. Big Show
Gonna burn it down
Oh yeah.
Listen now

Well its the Big Show!
It's a big bad show tonight. (Oh it's tonight baby)
Oh yeah it's the Big Show!
Whoa crank it up turn on them lights! (oh, oh)

Well get ready for something.
That you'll never know.
Too Late for running,
It's time for the show.

Gonna get even for them lies that you told.
Time to meet your maker, cause it's hauling you home
To the Big Show.

Ohhhhh yeah!
'til the Big Show
Oh yeah
Burn it down!
Oh, Oh, Oh yeah.

Ohh its coming.
Turn up them lights
Turn up them lights!

Big Show's theme lyrics. Terrible song. They should change Big Show to Bit Slow.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

It is pretty bad, but funny if sung to a random fat person.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

What about Healms is he nearly ready to come back. Him and Noble in a feud would be awsome.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I imagine it'll be about April/May before he comes back. I've heard he 's still numb in his hands.

Being overly optimistic he'll come back into a feud for the US title.

Being realistic they'll have a cruiser title match at Judgment Day and he'll be the surprise return.

 

[Capt. Charisma]

Hardy/Healms would be nice too. In general smackdown is looking a lot more promising than Raw where we are either gonna get HHH or Cena with another 12 month reign. The only problem with smackdown is who does Edge feud with after Taker, they need to get rid of Batista and get a decent face there.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

We'll have Taker 'n' Edge until about JD. Until Summer Slam he'll probably feud with Viscera & Khali to fill time.

 

[DJ]

The SD! Title scen does look awful.I mean Batista has received more shots than months Cena was champ,And after Taker/Edge what the hell will be next?

 

[Mr. TM]

The Draft will happen soon after Wrestlemania. JBL back to smackdown? or maybe Jericho will move over, and we will get an Edge/Jericho feud? that would be good, but I was hopping for a Kennedy Jericho Feud. I really dont see HHH, HBK, Orton or Cena moving. If HHH becomes heel, Batista could be brought over for a feud around Summer Slam? there needs to be more big name wrestlers on Smackdown. WWE only has Umaga as monster, and well snisky, so i could see someone coming over as well from smackdown.