SmackDown! LD 5/4: Damien Fucking Sandow

[Vincent Michaels]

Was It The Great White's Destiny?
At Extreme Rules, we expreienced a high profile 2-Out-of-3 Falls Match for The World heavyweight Championship between Sheamus and Daniel Bryan.
After a relentless assault on Sheamus' arm leading to a DQ for Sheamus and a Pass Out for Bryan, Sheamus somewhat easily kicked
Bryan's head off to retain his Championship.
Now, Bryan challenges WWE Champion CM Punk at Over The Limit(YES!), while
Alberto Del Rio looks to take on The Great White next.

Teddy Must've Gotten In Big Johnny's Head
At Extreme Rules, Randy Orton defeated Kane in a Falls Count Anywhere Match in
the middle of the ring(anybody shocked?) and Cody Rhodes outsmarted The Big Show and won back his Intercontinental Championship.
You know, before being thrown through tables like a ragdoll.
Tonight, these four go at it one more time.

You're Welcome
Tonight, after weeks of anticipation, Damien fucking Sandow
shall debut on the blue brand to show us peasents the way to enlightenement in times when social media has taken over what's truly important.
He doesn't need music, he doesn't need catchphrases,
and he doesn't need you.

FEED HIM MORE
Over several weeks, and now even on PPV, Ryback's been TEARING. SHIT. UP.
and beating the living fuck out of anyone that dares to challenge him.
What competitor victim will dare to face him this week?

No Love For An Old Teddy
Antonio Cesaro made his debut and quickly dismantled Tyson Kidd.
But that's not really what matters. After the match he kissed Aksana(lucky fucker) and broke Teddy's heart. How will Teddy recover?
Tune in to Love and The Restle...I mean Friday Night SmackDown!​

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Thats an awesome picture. Look at dat ass.


Ryback, fucking sweet.


the age of enlightenment is upon us!!

 

[The_Reptile_]

I am here for Ryback and no one else. FEED. ME. MORE.

... Oh, and Sandow, I guess.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Yeah, I'm not really interested in SD! anymore thanks to DB heading over to RAW which will probably be taking AJ with him too. Sandow is my only hope.

 

[vampireblade]

ok lets get started

 

[Vincent Michaels]

RICARDO CAN FUCKING FLY!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

 

[The Holy One]

I swear I love Hunico's theme. It gets me pumped that it does.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

What have we learned this week kids? Black guys > your favorite stereotypes.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Whyyyyy

 

[Vincent Michaels]

"Quack Quaaaaaaaaack!"

 

[Mantis]

I don't like that Kofi got thrown into yet yet another tag team, but him and Truth look pretty good.

 

[Mantis]

Swag must watch Mad Men.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Well, Ziggler's officially dead I guess.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the children all look frightened and confused every time

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

It is one thing to be pg, but little kids dancing in the ring is to much.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

the children all look frightened and confused every time

They were just hypnotized by Clay's jiggling thighs.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

HE'S UP NEXT!

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Im a bit behind the rest of you guys but Truth was all kinds of awesome in that tag team match!

 

[Mantis]

Sandow reminds me of the original Hunter Hearst Helmsley. I guess it's the "cultured snob with a ponytail" gimmick.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

Love the Music.

 

[Mantis]

I like him already.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Awesome already

 

[vampireblade]

DAMIEN SANDOW bitches

 

[Mantis]

Haha look how he holds the mic.