Smackdown LD: 2/21/17

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Dlolph

 

[Wildcat66]

This is literally the WWE Elimination Chamber all over again, only with Harper added in Wyatt's place.

 

[enviousdominous]

Mojo's gone man.

The prophecy of Alvin Kelvintubby will have to be completed some other day.

I like how specific Alvin is with his prophecies.

 

[Navi]

I like how specific Alvin is with his prophecies.

The only Alvin I know is the one with the Chipmunks. I assume he's not talking about that one.

 

[enviousdominous]

Blah! Did Alvin Kelvintubby say anything about three friggin' commercial breaks during the main event!?

 

[Wildcat66]

I like how specific Alvin is with his prophecies.

Trust me, Alvin knows his stuff. Dude once wrestled three bears, a rhinoceros and twenty angry truck drivers at the same time with his left arm handcuffed behind his back while his hair was on fire.

And he won.

So yeah, Alvin Kevintubby knows a few things or two about wrestling.

And no, he doesn't believe in commercials. Commercials are a myth he says...he's basically the world's only confirmed 'commercial-atheist'.

 

[enviousdominous]

The only Alvin I know is the one with the Chipmunks. I assume he's not talking about that one.

They're first cousins, and oddly enough they're also married.

 

[shafe_41]

They're first cousins, and oddly enough they're also married.

So they're from WV?

 

[Navi]

They're first cousins, and oddly enough they're also married.

Accounts for the weird voice then.

 

[enviousdominous]

Trust me, Alvin knows his stuff. Dude once wrestled three bears, a rhinoceros and twenty angry truck drivers at the same time with his left arm handcuffed behind his back while his hair was on fire.

And he won.

So yeah, Alvin Kevintubby knows a few things or two about wrestling.

And no, he doesn't believe in commercials. Commercials are a myth he says...he's basically the world's only confirmed 'commercial-atheist'.

Yeah well, he also predicted that Mojo Rawley would main event WrestleMania.

 

[Wildcat66]

Yeah well, he also predicted that Mojo Rawley would main event WrestleMania.

Well he is 145 years old, so obviously he's going to get a few wrong every once and while.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Okay this is the 2011 Royal Rumble

 

[Navi]

Okay so that sets up the Cena/Bella/Miz/Maryse match now.

 

[enviousdominous]

Well he is 145 years old, so obviously he's going to get a few wrong every once and while.

He got it right when he set his own hair on fire?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Uhh... is Dean still in?

 

[shafe_41]

I have no idea who Kevin Teletubby is and I don't care... but the name is so annoying.

 

[enviousdominous]

Luke Harper is one of my guilty pleasures, I really hope he wins this.

 

[Wildcat66]

He got it right when he set his own hair on fire?

No, he got it right when he was bunking with the chipmunk!

Although it does help him think...a lot.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dean Ambrose reminds me of that bad guy from RoboCop who got engulfed in toxic waste.

 

[enviousdominous]

Mauro: Remember, Harper is on the apron.

Thanks Mauro.

 

[Wildcat66]

I have no idea who Kevin Teletubby is and I don't care... but the name is so annoying.

His name is Alvin Kevintubby.

He's a wrestling messiah who manages to defy space and time and lives in the very center of the sun.

And he just predicted Harper's victory in today's battle royal.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

LUUUUUKEEEEEEE or BOOOOOOOOO...?

 

[enviousdominous]

His name is Alvin Kevintubby.

He's a wrestling messiah who manages to defy space and time and lives in the very center of the sun.

And he just predicted Harper's victory in today's battle royal.

Don't forget, he has a really annoying hype man as well.

 

[Navi]

Who won?

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

AJ clearly hit first but it was supposed to be at the same time.