Slowly Becoming A Breast-Man

[TheOneBigWill]

Not quite sure why, though.

I fail to see the logic in what all you could do with them, except motorboat and tit-fuck.

Oh yeah, reasoning on why I think I'm becoming a Breast man.. they look really amazing in almost anything. It's like, you could cover them in a fucking snot covered, blood soaked rag, and if the nipples even slightly poke through - instant hard on. Well.. maybe half wood, the blood would be a downside.

Yeah though - breasts look amazing in dresses, shirts, anything really.. here's some examples.

 

[Sparky]

Lita FTW.

Dude, you know why your becoming a breast man? They are the breast part of a women.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

That was really cheesy and corny, Sparky.

 

[D-Man]

Breasts are wonderful. If I had a pair, I wouldn't leave the house.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Breasts are wonderful. If I had a pair, I wouldn't leave the house.

Fortunately for you, your chest looks like you dropped two tic tacs down your shirt.

 

[D-Man]

Fortunately for you, your chest looks like you dropped two tic tacs down your shirt.

Just remember, when you and your girlfriend stand side by side it looks like the Barbie Twins.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Just remember, when you and your girlfriend stand side by side it looks like the Barbie Twins.

Not until my hair meets Mr. Sun-In Bottle in a few weeks...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with D-Man on this one..

If I had a pair of Breasts, I doubt I'd leave. Same goes with a Vagina though.. shit, I'd likely end up in one of those bizarre videos off the internet of the chics who try seeing how many different objects can fit up in there.

I honestly have NO understanding on why female's can control not playing with themselves on a daily basis.

 

[Fizzy]

Right there with ya. How can they not play with themselves. Me i'm a breast man myself. You can't do much with em, but look at em. They look so great.

 

[RVDgurl]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with D-Man on this one..

If I had a pair of Breasts, I doubt I'd leave. Same goes with a Vagina though.. shit, I'd likely end up in one of those bizarre videos off the internet of the chics who try seeing how many different objects can fit up in there.

I honestly have NO understanding on why female's can control not playing with themselves on a daily basis.

LOL. William, breasts are cool but they don't provide endless excitement. Especially when you've had them your whole life. And you kinda forget about the vagina- afterall, it's on the inside. It's not like a chick's vag is swinging between her legs all day like a guy's penis.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

LOL. William, breasts are cool but they don't provide endless excitement. Especially when you've had them your whole life. And you kinda forget about the vagina- afterall, it's on the inside. It's not like a chick's vag is swinging between her legs all day like a guy's penis.

You know as well as I do, if you were a guy - you'd be transfixed on figuring out how to use your newly acquired penis.

And I get that the vagina is on the inside but rubbing it profusely and gaining unbelievable amounts of pleasure off pure touch (be it from hand, or object) is too much for any guy to have the power over.

We're pleasure hungry. We'd kill ourselves with never wanting to stop. Fuck, if I was a Woman.. I'd have rubbed myself raw, after trying to give myself multiple orgasms. Thats what I always thought was bogus, as well.. Guys = one load, and about 10-15 seconds worth of greatness.. Female's (some, most) = orgasms that can last upwards of minutes.

And I know some Females who can have one, then continue going and keep having more. You don't have to break for a little bit to reload like Guys do.

 

[Stickstar 16]

I like breasts, not a huge fan of double ds, but they do have benefits, i feel that a nice b cup would do me, specially on a fitter, more athletic girl. Although at the end of the day, i'm still an Ass man, ass and legs to be exact, like a nice set of stems on my rose lol.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You could have used a picture of Anne Hathaway for any body part you wanted to find attractive on a woman. She is near perfect.

I recommend Havoc to see her tits in action.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I recommend Havoc to see her tits in action.

No need to recommend it to me. I've seen it.

Let me just say, that if the only movie you've seen her in.. is the Princess Diaries.. when you go from Rated G, Disney.. to, well.. Havoc.. W..O..W..

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I like breasts, not a huge fan of double ds, but they do have benefits, i feel that a nice b cup would do me, specially on a fitter, more athletic girl. Although at the end of the day, i'm still an Ass man, ass and legs to be exact, like a nice set of stems on my rose lol.

Yeah, I'm an ass and legs man Myself, too.

My Wife has a beautiful ass.. she's smaller in height though, so not really with the long legs.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with D-Man on this one..

If I had a pair of Breasts, I doubt I'd leave. Same goes with a Vagina though.. shit, I'd likely end up in one of those bizarre videos off the internet of the chics who try seeing how many different objects can fit up in there.

I honestly have NO understanding on why female's can control not playing with themselves on a daily basis.

Yeah it's a struggle.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yeah it's a struggle.

I.. KNEW.. IT!!

 

[IrishCanadian25]

We're pleasure hungry. We'd kill ourselves with never wanting to stop. Fuck, if I was a Woman.. I'd have rubbed myself raw, after trying to give myself multiple orgasms. Thats what I always thought was bogus, as well.. Guys = one load, and about 10-15 seconds worth of greatness.. Female's (some, most) = orgasms that can last upwards of minutes.

Get help, Will.

 

[D-Man]

You know as well as I do, if you were a guy - you'd be transfixed on figuring out how to use your newly acquired penis.

And I get that the vagina is on the inside but rubbing it profusely and gaining unbelievable amounts of pleasure off pure touch (be it from hand, or object) is too much for any guy to have the power over.

We're pleasure hungry. We'd kill ourselves with never wanting to stop. Fuck, if I was a Woman.. I'd have rubbed myself raw, after trying to give myself multiple orgasms. Thats what I always thought was bogus, as well.. Guys = one load, and about 10-15 seconds worth of greatness.. Female's (some, most) = orgasms that can last upwards of minutes.

And I know some Females who can have one, then continue going and keep having more. You don't have to break for a little bit to reload like Guys do.

This post fucking rules. PERIOD.

Step inside my head, brother... LOL.

 

[Blade]

I thought this thread was about becoming a breast-based superhero.

I'm somewhat disappointed.
How gay does that make me?

 

[D-Man]

I thought this thread was about becoming a breast-based superhero.

I'm somewhat disappointed.
How gay does that make me?

On a scale of 1-10, I'd give you a 17. I'm just sayin'

 

[IrishCanadian25]

This post fucking rules. PERIOD.

Step inside my head, brother... LOL.

Yeah, go ahead and step inside his head, Will, there's loads of room...hell, invite friends.

 

[D-Man]

Yeah, go ahead and step inside his head, Will, there's loads of room...hell, invite friends.

You know what, take your own advice and Kindly Blow It Out Your Ass (LOL).

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Will do!

Now lemme tell you all the story of the bar in Carlstadt that was nearly blown over...

 

[D-Man]

Will do!

Now lemme tell you all the story of the bar in Carlstadt that was nearly blown over...

Hate isn't a strong enough word to describe my feelings towards you right now... grrrrr...