Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
It's that time of year again when WWE essentially wastes three hours on Monday giving out awards that WWE itself doesn't consider relevant. The Slammy Awards have always been pretty hit or miss with the shows usually being a dull drag or, occasionally, being quite an entertaining one. At any rate, the awards & nominees for this year are:
Superstar of the Year: For the first time, open to every wrestler on the main roster.
Rivalry of the Year:
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
John Cena vs. Rusev
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
Team PCB vs. Team BAD vs. Team Bella
Double-Cross of the Year:
Jon Stewart costs John Cena the WWE United States Championship at SummerSlam
Paige attacks Becky Lynch and Charlotte on the October 26th episode of Raw
Stardust turns on Goldust on the February 16th episode of Raw
Randy Orton turns on Seth Rollins on the March 9th episode of Raw
Damien Mizdow eliminates The Miz from the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXXI
Surprise Return of the Year:
Chris Jericho teaming with Ambrose & Reigns at Night of Champions
The Dudley Boyz return on the August 24th episode of Raw
Sting returns and attacks Seth Rollins on the August 24th episode of Raw
Alberto Del Rio & Zeb Coulter return at Hell in a Cell
Demon Kane returns at Night of Champions
Best Original WWE Network Show:
Breaking Ground
Table For 3
Stone Cold Podcast
WWE 24
Swerved
Tag Team of the Year:
The New Day
The Usos
The Prime Time Players
The Lucha Dragons
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro
Hashtag of the Year:
#GiveDivasAChance
#SaveTheTables
#AxelMania
#RKOOUTTANOWHERE
#SuplexCity
Celebrity Moment of the Year:
Stephen Amell dives onto Stardust at SummerSlam
The cast of Entourage introduces Zack Ryder on the May 25th episode of Raw
Machine Gun Kelly gets powerbombed by Kevin Owens on the June 15th episode of Raw
Jon Stewart's involvement in the Rollins vs. Cena match at SummerSlam
Wayne Rooney slaps King Barrett on the November 9th episode of Raw
"Tell Me You Didn't Just Say That" Moment of the Year:
Dean Ambrose calls Seth Rollins Justin Bieber on the May 25th episode of Raw
Brock Lesnar coins Suplex City at WrestleMania XXXI
Seth Rollins disses Kane on the April 6th episode of Raw
Paige spoils Charlotte's championship celebration on the September 21st episode of Raw
Seth Rollins calls Johnny Manziel Johnny Idiot Face on the June 15th episode of Raw
Best John Cena's U.S Open Challenge:
vs. Cesaro on the July 6th episode of Raw
vs. Dolph Ziggler on the October 12th episode of Raw
vs. Neville on the May 11th episode of Raw
vs. Sami Zayn on the May 4th episode of Raw
vs. Dean Ambrose on the March 30th episode of Raw
"This is Awesome" Moment of the Year:
The Divas Revolution begins on the July 13th episode of Raw
The Rock and Ronda Rousey attack Triple H and Stephanie McMahon at WrestleMania XXXI
The Shield briefly reunite to powerbomb Randy Orton through the announce table at Payback
Randy Orton counters Seth Rollins' Curb Stomp into an RKO at WrestleMania XXXI
Brock Lesnar destroys J&J Security's car on the July 6th episode of Raw
Breakout Star of the Year:
Kevin Owens
Charlotte
Neville
Tyler Breeze
Braun Strowman
WWE Diva of the Year:
Paige
Nikki Bella
Charlotte
Sasha Banks
Naomi
Extreme Moment of the Year:
Luke Harper powerbombs Dean Ambrose through a ladder at WrestleMania XXXI
Seth Rollins breaks John Cena's nose on the July 27th episode of Raw
The Undertaker & Brock Lesnar brawl on the July 20th episode of Raw
Roman Reigns post TLC match assault at the TLC ppv
Neville dives off a ladder onto several other wrestlers on the June 11th episode of SmackDown
Match of the Year:
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena vs. Seth Rollins for the WWE WHC at the Royal Rumble
John Cena vs. Kevin Owens at Elimination Chamber
Sting vs. Triple H at WrestleMania XXXI
Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Kevin Owens on the October 26th episode of Raw.
The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar at Hell in a Cell
The OMG Shocking Moment of the Year:
Seth Rollins cashes in his MITB briefcase at WrestleMania XXXI
Brock Lesnar's rampage on the March 30th episode of Raw
Kalisto hits Jey Uso with Salida del Sol at TLC
The Wyatt Family attack and carry out the Undertaker at Hell in a Cell
Sheamus cashes in his MITB briefcase at Survivor Series
LOL Moment of the Year:
Edge & Christian bring back the kazoo on the September 7th episode of Raw
The Bushwhackers' WWE Hall of Fame induction speech
The Miz and Damien Mizdow's erectile dysfunction commercial on the March 2nd episode of Raw
The New Day get Triple H and Stephanie McMahon to dance on the September 14th episode of Raw
R-Truth mistakenly believes he's in the MITB ladder match on the June 8th episode of Raw
The Hero in All of Us Award: TBA
I'm guessing that at least half of these will be announced on WWE.com rather than the broadcast and there are quite a few that I don't see anyone really giving a crap about like the Hashtag, Celebrity Moment, Tell Me I didn't Just See That, the LOL and Best Original WWE Network Show awards.
As for Superstar of the Year, Reigns got it last year and essentially proved that it was rigged because he was getting booed out of the building at this time last year, but I'd say he'll get it again this year.
Double-Cross of the Year will go to Stewart screwing over Cena and I think that's the only real reason the category even exists.
Surprise Return of the Year should genuinely go to either Del Rio or the Dudley Boyz.
Tag Team of the Year should most definitely go to New Day.
Best John Cena U.S. Open Challenge is kinda tricky. But for what I thought was the best match, I have to go with Cesaro as they're just able to really bring each other to another level.
"This Is Awesome" Moment of the Year will probably go to The Rock & Ronda Rousey making Trips & Steph look like chumps at WrestleMania.
Breakout Star of the Year should definitely go to Kevin Owens as he's the only one on the list, aside from Charlotte, that's had a truly banner year on the main roster so far.
WWE Diva of the Year is pretty wide open. When you go strictly by kayfabe, Nikki Bella should get it. Going by sheer popularity, I could see it going to either Paige or Sasha Banks. Going by storyline progression, I could see them giving it to Charlotte as part of her continued heel turn.
Extreme Moment of the Year will probably go to Rollins breaking Cena's nose or Taker & Lesnar brawling as both generated so much buzz.
Match of the Year may go to Sting vs. Triple H for nostalgic purposes, I thought it was pretty lousy myself but I seem to be a minority. There were better matches than those nominated, in my opinion anyway, but of those listed, I'd have to give it to Lesnar vs. Cena vs. Rollins.
The OMG Shocking Moment of the Year has to be Rollins cashing in at WrestleMania as it'll be the cash in that all other cash ins are measured against in years to come.
The Hero in All of Us Award is something I have no idea about. I don't know if it's some sort of fan award that'll be given to a special fan or what.
Superstar of the Year: For the first time, open to every wrestler on the main roster.
Rivalry of the Year:
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
John Cena vs. Rusev
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
Team PCB vs. Team BAD vs. Team Bella
Double-Cross of the Year:
Jon Stewart costs John Cena the WWE United States Championship at SummerSlam
Paige attacks Becky Lynch and Charlotte on the October 26th episode of Raw
Stardust turns on Goldust on the February 16th episode of Raw
Randy Orton turns on Seth Rollins on the March 9th episode of Raw
Damien Mizdow eliminates The Miz from the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXXI
Surprise Return of the Year:
Chris Jericho teaming with Ambrose & Reigns at Night of Champions
The Dudley Boyz return on the August 24th episode of Raw
Sting returns and attacks Seth Rollins on the August 24th episode of Raw
Alberto Del Rio & Zeb Coulter return at Hell in a Cell
Demon Kane returns at Night of Champions
Best Original WWE Network Show:
Breaking Ground
Table For 3
Stone Cold Podcast
WWE 24
Swerved
Tag Team of the Year:
The New Day
The Usos
The Prime Time Players
The Lucha Dragons
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro
Hashtag of the Year:
#GiveDivasAChance
#SaveTheTables
#AxelMania
#RKOOUTTANOWHERE
#SuplexCity
Celebrity Moment of the Year:
Stephen Amell dives onto Stardust at SummerSlam
The cast of Entourage introduces Zack Ryder on the May 25th episode of Raw
Machine Gun Kelly gets powerbombed by Kevin Owens on the June 15th episode of Raw
Jon Stewart's involvement in the Rollins vs. Cena match at SummerSlam
Wayne Rooney slaps King Barrett on the November 9th episode of Raw
"Tell Me You Didn't Just Say That" Moment of the Year:
Dean Ambrose calls Seth Rollins Justin Bieber on the May 25th episode of Raw
Brock Lesnar coins Suplex City at WrestleMania XXXI
Seth Rollins disses Kane on the April 6th episode of Raw
Paige spoils Charlotte's championship celebration on the September 21st episode of Raw
Seth Rollins calls Johnny Manziel Johnny Idiot Face on the June 15th episode of Raw
Best John Cena's U.S Open Challenge:
vs. Cesaro on the July 6th episode of Raw
vs. Dolph Ziggler on the October 12th episode of Raw
vs. Neville on the May 11th episode of Raw
vs. Sami Zayn on the May 4th episode of Raw
vs. Dean Ambrose on the March 30th episode of Raw
"This is Awesome" Moment of the Year:
The Divas Revolution begins on the July 13th episode of Raw
The Rock and Ronda Rousey attack Triple H and Stephanie McMahon at WrestleMania XXXI
The Shield briefly reunite to powerbomb Randy Orton through the announce table at Payback
Randy Orton counters Seth Rollins' Curb Stomp into an RKO at WrestleMania XXXI
Brock Lesnar destroys J&J Security's car on the July 6th episode of Raw
Breakout Star of the Year:
Kevin Owens
Charlotte
Neville
Tyler Breeze
Braun Strowman
WWE Diva of the Year:
Paige
Nikki Bella
Charlotte
Sasha Banks
Naomi
Extreme Moment of the Year:
Luke Harper powerbombs Dean Ambrose through a ladder at WrestleMania XXXI
Seth Rollins breaks John Cena's nose on the July 27th episode of Raw
The Undertaker & Brock Lesnar brawl on the July 20th episode of Raw
Roman Reigns post TLC match assault at the TLC ppv
Neville dives off a ladder onto several other wrestlers on the June 11th episode of SmackDown
Match of the Year:
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena vs. Seth Rollins for the WWE WHC at the Royal Rumble
John Cena vs. Kevin Owens at Elimination Chamber
Sting vs. Triple H at WrestleMania XXXI
Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Kevin Owens on the October 26th episode of Raw.
The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar at Hell in a Cell
The OMG Shocking Moment of the Year:
Seth Rollins cashes in his MITB briefcase at WrestleMania XXXI
Brock Lesnar's rampage on the March 30th episode of Raw
Kalisto hits Jey Uso with Salida del Sol at TLC
The Wyatt Family attack and carry out the Undertaker at Hell in a Cell
Sheamus cashes in his MITB briefcase at Survivor Series
LOL Moment of the Year:
Edge & Christian bring back the kazoo on the September 7th episode of Raw
The Bushwhackers' WWE Hall of Fame induction speech
The Miz and Damien Mizdow's erectile dysfunction commercial on the March 2nd episode of Raw
The New Day get Triple H and Stephanie McMahon to dance on the September 14th episode of Raw
R-Truth mistakenly believes he's in the MITB ladder match on the June 8th episode of Raw
The Hero in All of Us Award: TBA
I'm guessing that at least half of these will be announced on WWE.com rather than the broadcast and there are quite a few that I don't see anyone really giving a crap about like the Hashtag, Celebrity Moment, Tell Me I didn't Just See That, the LOL and Best Original WWE Network Show awards.
As for Superstar of the Year, Reigns got it last year and essentially proved that it was rigged because he was getting booed out of the building at this time last year, but I'd say he'll get it again this year.
Double-Cross of the Year will go to Stewart screwing over Cena and I think that's the only real reason the category even exists.
Surprise Return of the Year should genuinely go to either Del Rio or the Dudley Boyz.
Tag Team of the Year should most definitely go to New Day.
Best John Cena U.S. Open Challenge is kinda tricky. But for what I thought was the best match, I have to go with Cesaro as they're just able to really bring each other to another level.
"This Is Awesome" Moment of the Year will probably go to The Rock & Ronda Rousey making Trips & Steph look like chumps at WrestleMania.
Breakout Star of the Year should definitely go to Kevin Owens as he's the only one on the list, aside from Charlotte, that's had a truly banner year on the main roster so far.
WWE Diva of the Year is pretty wide open. When you go strictly by kayfabe, Nikki Bella should get it. Going by sheer popularity, I could see it going to either Paige or Sasha Banks. Going by storyline progression, I could see them giving it to Charlotte as part of her continued heel turn.
Extreme Moment of the Year will probably go to Rollins breaking Cena's nose or Taker & Lesnar brawling as both generated so much buzz.
Match of the Year may go to Sting vs. Triple H for nostalgic purposes, I thought it was pretty lousy myself but I seem to be a minority. There were better matches than those nominated, in my opinion anyway, but of those listed, I'd have to give it to Lesnar vs. Cena vs. Rollins.
The OMG Shocking Moment of the Year has to be Rollins cashing in at WrestleMania as it'll be the cash in that all other cash ins are measured against in years to come.
The Hero in All of Us Award is something I have no idea about. I don't know if it's some sort of fan award that'll be given to a special fan or what.