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Getting Noticed By Management
To be clear, I don't think WWE bringing Sister Abigail to life as an actual character is necessarily a bad thing. This is despite my feelings that "she" has far more potential and longevity as a never seen, never heard from, but ever-present apparition in the mind of Bray Wyatt. I'm also not against Bray Wyatt playing the part of Abigail himself, as I believe he's talented enough to pull off the character in a way that's both entertaining and downright freightening.
Unfortunately, the segement I saw on RAW last night revealing Sister Abigail was neither of those.
My guess is that someone in WWE creative must really have an affinity for early 90's WCW. Upon the lame warp effect used to transform Wyatt into Abigail, this segment had Black Scorpion written all over it... from the dimly lit shrouded figure to the cheap vocalizer effects that would routinely fail out, revealing Bray's own voice when he began speaking after a pause. All that was missing was Abigail throwing random dates and locations at Balor and they would've had the whole thing. I wonder if next week Abigail will disappear a tiger or make a fans head spin around in a circle...
Jokes aside, I've got to imagine that there was a much better way to not introduce, but unleash Abigail upon the WWE Universe. Personally, I would've preferred her to be in the ring with Balor rather than via satellite. Build up her entrance and give her the slow creep a la Undertaker. Everybody knows it's Bray under the shroud so why even try to obscure those details? Pull his hair back into a makeshift ponytail and smear blood red lipstick on him as if it were applied with one of those extra large permanent markers. Give her some variant of Bray's own attire with burn marks on the bottom half representing Abigails pain. Scrawl something like "Inside Out" backwards across her forehead. A shrilly, screetching voice is probably on order here, along with a bouquet of dying roses for Balor. Blowing a kiss to Balor as she makes her exit could provide the exclamation point.
In other words, use "Abigail" to solidify the concept that there is something truly, truly wrong inside the mind of Bray Wyatt. I think his current character is at somewhat of a crossroads where WWE needs to either pull the trigger and go big or begin walking it back. Honorable mention to Finn Balor though for trying his heart out to sell the debut of Sister Abigail as something truly cringe worthy.
I definitely cringed.
Unfortunately, the segement I saw on RAW last night revealing Sister Abigail was neither of those.
My guess is that someone in WWE creative must really have an affinity for early 90's WCW. Upon the lame warp effect used to transform Wyatt into Abigail, this segment had Black Scorpion written all over it... from the dimly lit shrouded figure to the cheap vocalizer effects that would routinely fail out, revealing Bray's own voice when he began speaking after a pause. All that was missing was Abigail throwing random dates and locations at Balor and they would've had the whole thing. I wonder if next week Abigail will disappear a tiger or make a fans head spin around in a circle...
Jokes aside, I've got to imagine that there was a much better way to not introduce, but unleash Abigail upon the WWE Universe. Personally, I would've preferred her to be in the ring with Balor rather than via satellite. Build up her entrance and give her the slow creep a la Undertaker. Everybody knows it's Bray under the shroud so why even try to obscure those details? Pull his hair back into a makeshift ponytail and smear blood red lipstick on him as if it were applied with one of those extra large permanent markers. Give her some variant of Bray's own attire with burn marks on the bottom half representing Abigails pain. Scrawl something like "Inside Out" backwards across her forehead. A shrilly, screetching voice is probably on order here, along with a bouquet of dying roses for Balor. Blowing a kiss to Balor as she makes her exit could provide the exclamation point.
In other words, use "Abigail" to solidify the concept that there is something truly, truly wrong inside the mind of Bray Wyatt. I think his current character is at somewhat of a crossroads where WWE needs to either pull the trigger and go big or begin walking it back. Honorable mention to Finn Balor though for trying his heart out to sell the debut of Sister Abigail as something truly cringe worthy.
I definitely cringed.