SHANGO! You Sick Son of a Bitch!

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

You told me to watch that damned movie Shortbus. I popped in in and was watching it with my mom and my lady friend's two kids. Why didn't you tell me!? How could you let me sit there and watch that without warning me? I was SO embarrassed. I don't think I will ever be able to show my face in my mom's house again after that. I will never EVER forgive you for not warning me that this was an EMO movie. All the damned unspoken pain and young angst. You are one sick son of a bitch.

 

[Moon Knight]

Shortbus rocked!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Shortbus rocked!

I know. it kicked ass. I watched it twice today. Grossed the fuck out of my former coworker in the first two minutes of the movie.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Lol. Surely there's some sort of disclaimer on the cover somewhere.

 

[Moon Knight]

Lol. Surely there's some sort of disclaimer on the cover somewhere.

I think there is....But does anybody really read them? I figure if there is anything wrong with it I will find out soon enough the hard way.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

It was just so graphic. I mean if they took out the speaking parts, it would be a pretty good porno. But to show such penetration and the scene where the guy tastes his own brand is just, WTF. I had to pause for a couple of minutes in order to continue watching.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's the only mainstream film with real sex that's worth watching. American DVDs really need certificates on the spine.

 

[Moon Knight]

It was just so graphic. I mean if they took out the speaking parts, it would be a pretty good porno. But to show such penetration and the scene where the guy tastes his own brand is just, WTF. I had to pause for a couple of minutes in order to continue watching.

I've seen worse and didn't budge.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

It's the only mainstream film with real sex that's worth watching. American DVDs really need certificates on the spine.

Nah, I think all kids should watch it.

 

[Moon Knight]

Nah, I think all kids should watch it.

Sarcasm?

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Sarcasm?

Well only half, but you're learning. I mean it's a pretty good art film. I really think that kids should watch it in high school.

 

[Moon Knight]

Well only half, but you're learning. I mean it's a pretty good art film. I really think that kids should watch it in high school.

Not sure if there is any educational benefit to watching the film, may give some people a hard on and make them want sex really bad.....Made me horny.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Kids don't need to be told how to fuck Spawn. They'd learn it anyway.

I have never read anything even remotely bible like before anyone tells me about God's booming voice telling them about sex.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Kids don't need to be told how to fuck Spawn. They'd learn it anyway.

I have never read anything even remotely bible like before anyone tells me about God's booming voice telling them about sex.

It's not the sex Jake. It's the emotional exchanges and the selflessness that extends beyond sexual preferences and the inner meaning of how everyone is connected with the outer world. I was really impressed by the symbolism. The movie showed that it's not all about sex. And THAT is why kids should watch it.

 

[HBK-aholic]

It was just so graphic. I mean if they took out the speaking parts, it would be a pretty good porno. But to show such penetration and the scene where the guy tastes his own brand is just, WTF. I had to pause for a couple of minutes in order to continue watching.

I HAVE to see this.

 

[Papa Shango]

I warned you, Spawn. It's your own fault for not taking my words to heart. You didn't really watch it with your mom, did you? I won't even watch 40-Year-Old Virgin with my mom. I didn't even like watching it with my sister.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Watching films with sex in, with family is just wrong.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I warned you, Spawn. It's your own fault for not taking my words to heart. You didn't really watch it with your mom, did you? I won't even watch 40-Year-Old Virgin with my mom. I didn't even like watching it with my sister.

Dude, if you read my post again, you will see that I was getting on you about it being an "Emo" movie, not the content. No, I didn't watch it with my mom. But I did watch it twice yesterday. Once by myself and again with my former coworker, after I washed her car. She really liked it. I did too.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Watching films with sex in, with family is just wrong.

I told my wife that I would no longer be able to watch porn with her anymore. When she asked why, I showed her this. She said she booking a flight to England right now. If I were you, I would run asap.