Sex is like Pizza

[klunderbunker]

Even if it's the worst you've ever had, it's still pizza.

 

[NSL]

I was going to go with "best when covered in cheese", but you're still right.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'd rather have Pizza.

 

[NSL]

I'd rather have Pizza.

I'd rather have pizza off the back of the girl I was having sex with.

 

[Mr. TM]

Um, that was wierd. Checks to see if he is in the twighlight zone...

 

[Jane]

Sex is like pizza. I get mine from Pizza Hut. ???

 

[NSL]

Sex is like pizza. I get mine from Pizza Hut. ???

I've had sex at Pizza Hut. It's...interesting...

 

[Mr. TM]

I had sex at a museum. That was historic

 

[Milkyway!]

I had sex at a museum. That was historic

Robyn wouldn't do that. You must have cheated on her, I'm telling.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Now I can't decide what I want more at the moment, sex or pizza.

 

[Mr. TM]

It was actually in an archives.

 

[Milkyway!]

Now I can't decide what I want more at the moment, sex or pizza.

I've got 15 bucks, and a penis. Why choose one, when I can provide both.

 

[NSL]

Milk actually made me laugh with that one...Rep coming...

 

[HBK-aholic]

Hon you're even illegal in England.

 

[Blade]

But with a chat up line like that, it's pretty hard to resist...

 

[Tastycles]

Whichever we're talking about, I've got a 12 incher with cheese.

 

[Sparky]

Whichever we're talking about, I've got a 12 incher with cheese.

I would get that checked out if I was you.

 

[D-Man]

Indeed, sex is like pizza... When I'm eating it I get so messy that I need extra napkins afterwards.

 

[Planty]

Sex is like pizza because it's always brought to my house by a teenager or a foreigner in 30 minutes or less.

Interesting note: I found that on google admittedly and this very topic is the 7th link down if you search "Sex is like Pizza" haha