Pick - up lines

[ColdPlay3r]

baby did you just fart, cause you blow me away

 

[Mustang Sally]

A guy was once asking me out while I was trying to steer him away from me, toward a nice looking girl across the room.

I said: "Why don't you talk to that girl? She looks beautiful and exciting."

He said: "I don't want anyone beautiful and exciting. I want you."

 

[Big Sexy]

"I was about to go *********e and I was wondering if I could have a name to go with your face."

 

[Sivsyboi]

"I was about to go *********e and I was wondering if I could have a name to go with your face."

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

If I said yo had a hot body would you hold it against me?

 

[Via Armbar]

Are your parents ******ed? Because you're a very special girl...

If all the girls in the world were boogers...i'd pick you.

 

[Jane]

Tits or gtfo

 

[trendkiller]

Aren't you tired? I slipped that date-rape drug in your drink HOURS ago...

(Alternatively: Aren't you tired? You've been running around in my mind all night!)

 

[FromTheSouth]

Are you from Tenesse, 'cause you're the only ten I see.

Good thing you don't have to spell pick up lines, huh?

A guy was once asking me out while I was trying to steer him away from me, toward a nice looking girl across the room.

I said: "Why don't you talk to that girl? She looks beautiful and exciting."

He said: "I don't want anyone beautiful and exciting. I want you."

That's from a movie.



Anyway....

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants.


Guy: Would you like to dance?

Girl: No, I don't want to dance.

Guy: Dance? I said you look fat in those pants.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I have dislexia.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Well, now I just feel bad.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Well, now I just feel bad.

I know you don't, my english simply sucks. Not my first language.

 

[FromTheSouth]

No, if you were actually dyslexic I would feel like shit. My father and my sister are both dyslexic.

What is your first language?

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

It's spanish, sorry didn't mean to offend you but I'm always getting crtitisised about it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You didn't offend me. I thought I offended you.

I speak a little espanol. Mostly curse words and food, but it gets me around in South Texas.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

You didn't offend me. I thought I offended you.

I speak a little espanol. Mostly curse words and food, but it gets me around in South Texas.

All in peace, bye.