The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
Today a girl I'm seeing accused me of being a hipster because I saw two people taking a selfie during lunch and said out pretty loud, "take a picture of yourself if you're a fucking idiot" - for the record, they took the photo, therefore they are fucking idiots, whoever they are. I went into a back and forth debate about it before she challenged me to take some selfies. So I did. I took photos of myself with my own camera phone. I felt like a ******, I probably looked like a ****** doing it, and I don't get why the fuck people like this shit so much. I know most trends are stupid, but this takes the biscuit.
Also, people who upload photos of their food onto Instagram or Facebook. I don't need to see what your fucking bagel looks like, I know what a standard bagel looks like. Unless it's a magic bagel or you've found an alien nesting in it, fuck off! It doesn't help when I'm hungry and all I see are photos of uneaten lasagnes and shit.
Also, people who upload photos of their food onto Instagram or Facebook. I don't need to see what your fucking bagel looks like, I know what a standard bagel looks like. Unless it's a magic bagel or you've found an alien nesting in it, fuck off! It doesn't help when I'm hungry and all I see are photos of uneaten lasagnes and shit.