Savior of Silence

My name was HeenanGorilla, until Klunderjerk added "comedy" to his list of fails and renamed me.

I used to be on this forum and loved discussing 1980s/early 90s wrestling. My worst offenses were posting in the wrong section or repeating a previously discussed topic---ya know, because people should read through an entire forum before posting about a hobby they used to enjoy.

Then, one day I insulted Klunderfool's PPV reviewing style. He threw in pointless "didn't see the point of that" notes and I felt they were misplaced...as most of what he didn't understand made perfect sense at the time.

He then decided to call me a racist or homophobe or something that was completely unfounded because he couldn't take criticism....hence his "career" of working for this site, I guess.

Anyway, that's my story. I did used to get annoyed at people who made comments that didn't make sense (for example, the foolish theory that the Hogan/Andre byes in the WMIV tournament resulted an uneven bracket and requiring additional byes being needed--which wasn't true....silly stuff like that.) But it was the insulting (or bringing to light, because the guy sucks at PPV reviewing) klunderdick's poor writing skills.

I do enjoy reading about that 80s/90s era and sometimes I would like to chime in. I admit that. But I can't pretend this guy doesn't suck, so here I'll remain.

For those who come up with the creative ideas concerning that era, good job. For those who continuously feel the need to repeat the same opinion over and over and over...well, ya know...

Enjoy!
 
Ok now everyone listen up. We have some fresh Prison Bingo squares to fill in.

1. What rules did I break?

2. I guess you can't have a differing opinion around here.

3. Changing your boss' name to insult him.

If you believe you have scored a B-I-N-G-O-, please get in line with the other 549 people who knew he would respond like this.
 
I'm just impressed that this particular prisoner comes back every few months to rant about the exact same shit. It's like he never wants anybody to forget how much of a twat he is.
 
Like I said, I would like to be able to talk about wrestling with the interesting people on this forum. Not the jerks in here. That's all.
 
I'm just impressed that this particular prisoner comes back every few months to rant about the exact same shit. It's like he never wants anybody to forget how much of a twat he is.

Unfortunately I don't have time to sit here all day every day. Otherwise, I would LOVE to go back and forth about possible Cena heel turns and pissing on RAW every week. Every few months is how often pro wrestling enters my mind. Get a life, pal.
 
Unfortunately I don't have time to sit here all day every day. Otherwise, I would LOVE to go back and forth about possible Cena heel turns and pissing on RAW every week. Every few months is how often pro wrestling enters my mind. Get a life, pal.

Might I recommend some water and sunlight? It might make you grow up a bit.
 
Wants to discuss wrestling with people.

Comes back to a place he isnt wanted & all he does is whine.

Not sure how the second part accomplishes the first, but ok. That is like saying you want some pussy, but decided to suck a dick instead. What a confusing person you are.
 
Unfortunately I don't have time to sit here all day every day. Otherwise, I would LOVE to go back and forth about possible Cena heel turns and pissing on RAW every week. Every few months is how often pro wrestling enters my mind. Get a life, pal.

There are plenty of places that will give you the smarkgasm you desperately crave where you aren't restricted to posting in a prison.

I don't even think you know how to Internet.
 
Why aren't any of these prisoners on here at the same time? They could have a spirited debate about wrestling. But they'd rather come on and bitch about why they are in here.
 
Haha! I love how you losers who come here everyday actually don't understand why other people come here sporadically. I guess we're in the minority of people who live outside of this forum.

"Goodnight, Nightmare. We'll make fun of people more tomorrow."
"Ok, good night, Klunderfuck. If I sleep past 11am, be sure to wake me. I want to contribute to society by noon."

Bunch of zilches...
 
The prison system here is ******ed. Just ban the person and move on. Its quite immature as the only time non prisoners come in here is to make fun of or throw more dirt of the already prisoners
 
The prison system here is ******ed. Just ban the person and move on. Its quite immature as the only time non prisoners come in here is to make fun of or throw more dirt of the already prisoners

I've actually come to agree with this. Fucking with guys like Bill Lesnar, Crocker, and a whole bunch of his alts has officially stopped being fun.

If people can't follow the rules here, they just don't belong here.
 
The prison system here is ******ed. Just ban the person and move on. Its quite immature as the only time non prisoners come in here is to make fun of or throw more dirt of the already prisoners

You know what that's not 100% true. I can't speak for anyone else, but I did try to talk to Crocker no insults, and no attitude, but all I got back was called a moron who couldn't read. He was really pissed that he was in here and made absolutely no attempt to get out, just kept blaming others for the position he put himself in.

The rules are pretty easy to read here in the Prison, and if he had followed them he would eventually have gotten out. Sly gave him chance after chance, and he blew all of them. BSE tried as well to no avail.

You can't help others unless they want to help themselves, that is the part that unfortunately Crocker had a hard time understanding. Quite honestly sometimes when I was on a thread with him, I felt like I was in the monkey house at the zoo, having shit thrown at me for no apparent reason.

EDIT: The prisoners. also have a choice, by banning themselves in a way. You know not logging back on. If they don't log in then you're right, we look like the idiots standing there insulting a ghost. But when they are throwing insults around, expect it to come right back at you. People on this forum aren't at all shy about their feelings.
 
You know what that's not 100% true. I can't speak for anyone else, but I did try to talk to Crocker no insults, and no attitude, but all I got back was called a moron who couldn't read. He was really pissed that he was in here and made absolutely no attempt to get out, just kept blaming others for the position he put himself in.

The rules are pretty easy to read here in the Prison, and if he had followed them he would eventually have gotten out. Sly gave him chance after chance, and he blew all of them. BSE tried as well to no avail.

You can't help others unless they want to help themselves, that is the part that unfortunately Crocker had a hard time understanding. Quite honestly sometimes when I was on a thread with him, I felt like I was in the monkey house at the zoo, having shit thrown at me for no apparent reason.

EDIT: The prisoners. also have a choice, by banning themselves in a way. You know not logging back on. If they don't log in then you're right, we look like the idiots standing there insulting a ghost. But when they are throwing insults around, expect it to come right back at you. People on this forum aren't at all shy about their feelings.

BSE has improved immensely. Were you referring to SOS or do you have a personal gripe with BSE? Honest question.
 
BSE has improved immensely. Were you referring to SOS or do you have a personal gripe with BSE? Honest question.

No what are you talking about? I meant he tried with Crocker as well, but didn't have any luck. I didn't say anything bad about BSE. And yes he has improved greatly. I'm failing to understand where this is coming from.
 
The Prison is like a drunk tank. Some sober up and are better for it. Some try to hump the arresting officer. Nobody is keeping anybody on this site, and nobody has to talk to said Prisoners either.
 
The prison system here is ******ed. Just ban the person and move on. Its quite immature as the only time non prisoners come in here is to make fun of or throw more dirt of the already prisoners

It's true. I mean, they always say that the prisoners need to earn their way back out by posting meaningful discussions, but every time an attempt at a real thread is made by a prisoner it's just flooded with other posters making fun of them and ripping their post apart. You might as well stop coming on here if you're put into prison.
 
I always find it pretty funny when a prisoner says the usual stuff about the people shitting on them not having anything better to do, only to be slammed by 10 posters almost immediately before repeating the same things.

Common dialogue here:

(Prisoner creates thread of meh quality, on par with the atrocious nonspam sections, in an attempt to get out, sometimes after stupid "why am I here?!?" Threads but regardless)

"Hey you said/did something stupid and therefore you're stupid and will always be stupid" x10 in various forms from all replies.

(Prisoner reacts badly out of frustration, validating the replies and creating another argument)

Rinse repeat.
 
To be fair the Prisoner can start a good topic, get slammed by a dozen people here, and get out the next day since nobody's opinion means shit but the mods who put him there.
 
It's true. I mean, they always say that the prisoners need to earn their way back out by posting meaningful discussions, but every time an attempt at a real thread is made by a prisoner it's just flooded with other posters making fun of them and ripping their post apart. You might as well stop coming on here if you're put into prison.

People can and have gotten out of here. The vast majority of the people in here should have been banned in the first place. Yeah this place has a low success rate, but the people put in here were the kinds who showed almost no chance of surviving on the regular forums anyway.
 

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