Sarah Palin "Battle Hymn"

[Big Nick Dudley]

Nick, if she got the nuclear codes I would be afraid that she'd nuke someone, namely Iran or North Korea. Her whole "you don't mess with the mama bear" mentality would not be ideal when dealing with belligerent countries like those two.

I'm still not sure she has it in her to launch a nuke, as most probably do not. But she does seem to operate mainly on emotion, and that's never a good thing for a President. She makes every problem she faces into a personal issue, and she just isn't "Presidential."

 

[klunderbunker]

She's not even a politician. She's a celebrity that was a politician in a state that has a smaller population than Charlotte and she quit that. What qualifications does she have to be the leader of the free world?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

She's not even a politician. She's a celebrity that was a politician in a state that has a smaller population than Charlotte and she quit that. What qualifications does she have to be the leader of the free world?

Try explaining that to her

 

[klunderbunker]

Try explaining that to her

This caps off her idiocy:

She had a special on some channel and it showed her going around Alaska (this was before her reality show and was a one off special). There was a woman hanging a banner saying WORST GOVERNOR EVER. Naturally Sarah decides to go talk to her and wouldn't you know it: the banner was about her. I've never seen someone get so nervous so fast over a simple question like "what do you do for America."

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

This caps off her idiocy:

She had a special on some channel and it showed her going around Alaska (this was before her reality show and was a one off special). There was a woman hanging a banner saying WORST GOVERNOR EVER. Naturally Sarah decides to go talk to her and wouldn't you know it: the banner was about her. I've never seen someone get so nervous so fast over a simple question like "what do you do for America."

I really hope this all turns out to be just another get-rich-quick scam. She stays on television, teases a run for President (for financial gain) and never actually runs. She can stay on Fox News until her tits hang past her knees for all I care, but being a candidate of any sort would be a possible disaster waiting to happen.

 

[JGlass]

What qualifications does she have to be the leader of the free world?

I would honestly LOVE to hear her answer this question. This would be a softball question for most politicians, they could respond with things like, "I was an undergraduate at Harvard and studied law at Colombia. I was a New York state senator for two years before becoming the Assistant Secretary of the Navy. I returned to New York and I'm currently serving as the Governor."

She could say, "I studied at 4 different colleges (going to different schools a total of 5 times) before obtaining my bachelors in communications. I was then a sports broadcaster in Alaska before I was elected mayor of a town nobody heard of before I became famous called Wasilla, and then I was governor of Alaska for half a term, and then I helped John McCain lose the presidential race in 08."

Who would you trust to run our military and our economy, the guy who went to Harvard and Colombia, studied law, and worked in both the state and national government...or the woman who went to 4 different school (none of which are nearly as impressive as Harvard of Colombia), studied Communications (not knocking comm majors, I am one, but come on, we are in no way fit to be president), and then served as a politician in Alaska?

Whoever can guess the person I'm describing in the first case gets green rep and a cookie.

 

[klunderbunker]

I would honestly LOVE to hear her answer this question. This would be a softball question for most politicians, they could respond with things like, "I was an undergraduate at Harvard and studied law at Colombia. I was a New York state senator for two years before becoming the Assistant Secretary of the Navy. I returned to New York and I'm currently serving as the Governor."

She could say, "I studied at 4 different colleges (going to different schools a total of 5 times) before obtaining my bachelors in communications. I was then a sports broadcaster in Alaska before I was elected mayor of a town nobody heard of before I became famous called Wasilla, and then I was governor of Alaska for half a term, and then I helped John McCain lose the presidential race in 08."

Who would you trust to run our military and our economy, the guy who went to Harvard and Colombia, studied law, and worked in both the state and national government...or the woman who went to 4 different school (none of which are nearly as impressive as Harvard of Colombia), studied Communications (not knocking comm majors, I am one, but come on, we are in no way fit to be president), and then served as a politician in Alaska?

Whoever can guess the person I'm describing in the first case gets green rep and a cookie.

FDR?

 

[JGlass]

FDR?

 

[Coco]

JGlass is being elitist.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

JGlass is being elitist.

Book learnin' and such..ridikulus.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'll take one for America if Palin gets nominated and do what needs to be done: Rape her.to death

I can make deathreats on the internet since she isn't an elected official anymore right?

 

[JGlass]

Haha, that was sort of elitist of me, but I actually know that information of the top of my head. I have the privilege of going to the school that Lyndon LaRouche dropped out of, so all his whacko followers come to campus to try to convince us that Obama is a Nazi and that the UK is slowly plotting to take back the States. I've been known to debate these assholes regularly, and it almost always winds up with them being unable to come up with responses so they just laugh at me, call me cute, and go back to trying to brainwash people. It's the most condescending thing ever.

Anyway, the way I know all this is because is because after I told them that Lyndon LaRouche is not fit to run the economic policies of the country because he didn't graduate from college one of the idiots proudly said, "Neither did FDR!" So I ridiculed them by saying he went to Harvard, but I didn't know where he went to graduate school, so I went back and looked that up. One of those things that just stuck.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I would fucking love if she got elected, she might be even funnier than Bush was. I'm hoping for her or Govna Arnold to become president in 2012.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I would fucking love if she got elected, she might be even funnier than Bush was. I'm hoping for her or Govna Arnold to become president in 2012.

If by funnier, you mean much more dangerous and destructive..I agree.

 

[JGlass]

Comedy will come from the white house no matter who the president is. Besides, it's not like SNL is having any trouble making fun of her now.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll take one for America if Palin gets nominated and do what needs to be done: Rape her.to death

I can make deathreats on the internet since she isn't an elected official anymore right?

She did a bok signing here in Lexington recently. Has her own security, every employee at the book store had to get a background check, no guns were allowed (not even for cops) and there was a place to put any gifts for her. Also, if you are a child and want to meet her, BUY THE BOOK OR GO AWAY!

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Arnold is far and away much better than Palin (and about 60% of the republicans that are in office now)

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Arnold is far and away much better than Palin (and about 60% of the republicans that are in office now)

Talk about someone who has no business running a country and/or state...

 

[JGlass]

no guns were allowed

You mean the champion of the rights of gun owners forbade anyone from bringing a gun to the meeting? Is there no end to the hypocrisy?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

If by funnier, you mean much more dangerous and destructive..I agree.

Nah, I mean like "Awesome speech your holiness" funny. And Sarah Palin wouldn't hurt a fly, she's a good christian.

Comedy will come from the white house no matter who the president is.

Obama's presidency has been boring as shit, the only good thing to come out of it is that "head of the state" music video.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

She did a bok signing here in Lexington recently. Has her own security, every employee at the book store had to get a background check, no guns were allowed (not even for cops) and there was a place to put any gifts for her. Also, if you are a child and want to meet her, BUY THE BOOK OR GO AWAY!

What if I put a bomb in my...Wait, background check?

 

[klunderbunker]

What if I put a bomb in my...Wait, background check?

Yes. Something on there that they don't like, you're not allowed to work that night. As in you lose hours and pay because you might be a threat to Mrs. Palin's safety.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Nah, I mean like "Awesome speech your holiness" funny. And Sarah Palin wouldn't hurt a fly, she's a good christian.

She would definitely provide some hilarious fuck-up's, but I take her level of stupidity so seriously, it's doubtful I could enjoy any of it.

George Bush may have been simple and goofy, but he wasn't nearly as stupid as Palin.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Talk about someone who has no business running a country and/or state...

I agree. Should tell you my opinion of those 60% in office.

You mean something like "democrat" or having a college degree KB?

 

[klunderbunker]

Bush I think meant well at least for awhile. I think he just got in WAY over his head and couldn't figure out how to get out of it. Palin...not so much.