I'm trying to think of what my posting rules are. Here is what I've got so far:
1. Spell Raw as RAW, Smackdown as SmackDown!, Impact as iMPACT!, Wrestlemania as WrestleMania, NWO as nWo, etc. etc. If you're going to post on a wrestling forum you might as well go the whole hog.
2. Use as many polysyllabic words as possible. It makes you appear more intelligent than you are actually are and reduces the chances of the people who post in txt spk understanding you and attempting a, uh, "rebuttal".
3. Speech marks and apostrophes are interchangeable. I've got to get my kicks somehow - this is how I do it.
4. Use dashes and semi-colons instead of commas. It hides the fact that my arguments are shit. Kind of like how Will just uses lots of words; just much more efficient.
5. Make some sort of comparison that is so irrelevant that it somehow becomes relevant. For example, my comparison of CM Punk and Die Hard. I still think that was pretty apt actually. Bad example.
6. Use just too many commas. Not sure what's a clause and what isn't? Better to be safe than sorry. Careful not to "justinsayne" it though.
7. Use non-fluency features - these are your "uhs, ums and ers." It'll make you a man of the, uh, people. They can't talk too good, you see. Relate to them.
8. Make everything up as you go along. I'm not really incredibly fickle, it just helps to say I am when everything I'm typing is something I've never thought about before in my life. I am quite fickle though.
9. Always use italics, never bold or underline. You'll remind people of when you used to post all in bold. Besides, intonation rules.
10. When in doubt, post a big picture of something. Game over, man. Game over.
I'm sure I'll think of more in time.
1. Spell Raw as RAW, Smackdown as SmackDown!, Impact as iMPACT!, Wrestlemania as WrestleMania, NWO as nWo, etc. etc. If you're going to post on a wrestling forum you might as well go the whole hog.
2. Use as many polysyllabic words as possible. It makes you appear more intelligent than you are actually are and reduces the chances of the people who post in txt spk understanding you and attempting a, uh, "rebuttal".
3. Speech marks and apostrophes are interchangeable. I've got to get my kicks somehow - this is how I do it.
4. Use dashes and semi-colons instead of commas. It hides the fact that my arguments are shit. Kind of like how Will just uses lots of words; just much more efficient.
5. Make some sort of comparison that is so irrelevant that it somehow becomes relevant. For example, my comparison of CM Punk and Die Hard. I still think that was pretty apt actually. Bad example.
6. Use just too many commas. Not sure what's a clause and what isn't? Better to be safe than sorry. Careful not to "justinsayne" it though.
7. Use non-fluency features - these are your "uhs, ums and ers." It'll make you a man of the, uh, people. They can't talk too good, you see. Relate to them.
8. Make everything up as you go along. I'm not really incredibly fickle, it just helps to say I am when everything I'm typing is something I've never thought about before in my life. I am quite fickle though.
9. Always use italics, never bold or underline. You'll remind people of when you used to post all in bold. Besides, intonation rules.
10. When in doubt, post a big picture of something. Game over, man. Game over.
I'm sure I'll think of more in time.