Samoa Joe's Couch Fights Back!

[Fuel The Fire]

Earlier this month on Twitter, Samoa Joe noted that he was "stabbed" in the torso by a pocket knife that was left open in his couch at home.


Guess His couch got tired of his fat ass.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Well...I'm sure the vaccum cleaner was a little too late to get to him to try the home-made liposuction on his tubby butt with the pocket knife doing the first incision...

 

[theundisputedY2D2]

Pocket knife my ass. Like a pocket knife could get through his blubber. I bet it was actually that big machete he used to carry around during his 'Nation of Paint a Dick on my Face' days.

 

[sXe_Factor]

Lol @ "Nation of paint a dick on my face".

Would have gotten him over if it had just been like in 10 things i hate about you. "I've got a dick on my face, don't I?"

Now, on topic... I'd have done the same. I wouldn't want him sitting on me!

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Bet be flew round the room like a balloon after it popped that fat gut of his.

We will see him getting gorilla pressed by Amazing Red next time he is on Impact with Red being hidden by all his leftover skin

 

[Sparky]

Tune in next week on "when Couch's attack"