Sam wants it... BAD

[Uncle Sam]

I'm pretty pissed (as in drunk). I wanna be the third admin and I'm convinced I'd do a good job. Look at my mastery of the keyboard, despite my drunkeness.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

How do we know Sam, how?

 

[X]

I'd back you Sam. Your first order of business would have to be to change the forum layout to a Starship Trooper themed layout.

I've just cracked open the first beer o' the day myself.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've just cracked open the first beer o' the day myself.

Three (edit: four) lay behind me. My company has since departed. Dare I?

 

[SavageTaker]

Sam 4 Admin!

 

[X]

You dare. Now get royally pissed, say something offensive and remove yourself from the admin competition.

My campaign for Maintenance Bot depends upon it.

 

[Dave]

Any one of the G-Mods would make a good admin.

 

[Kanye South]

Three (edit: four) lay behind me.

HAHAHAHA.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You dare. Now get royally pissed, say something offensive and remove yourself from the admin competition.

You've had it planned all along!

 

[Dave]

You've had it planned all along!

Very clever, my dear X. Very clever indeed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Somebody's hidden the bottle openers. Dastardly! But lucky for me...

 

[X]

Let it be known my loyalties lie with the automatons.

Use a lighter Sam. Or a table. Or just smash the bottle against your forehead and let the alcohol seep into your pores, that's my preferred method of ingestion.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The autobots, if you will.

What a shit film.

 

[jmt225]

Sam would make a great admin.

It's got to be out of him and Sly for the spot. Gotta be.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Or outta Sam or Sam. That's what IC and Luther told me. Honest. Choose!

 

[Dave]

should have added a poll with one option. "Sam". It would have been up in the air.

 

[X]

I choose John Turturro. Or the Maintenance Bot. Or a hybrid of the two, if possible.

 

[Dave]

Give it to Ellisman7.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You need at least two options.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sleepy time now. Night night.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Sam for Admin.

I would MTFO if it happened.Well,I'd be happy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Honestly, I think you have a limited life span as a staff member on a forum, and I think Sam's is about up.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

How long has it been?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nearly two years since he became mod. If he doesn't get the admin spot then he should move on.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm determined to smash the glass ceiling with my greasy pole.

Then I can maybe find a real job at some time.