Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Mexican America vs Ink Inc
Not bad at all here. Formulaic tag match, but it really worked. I have no problem with Mexican America in the ring at all, but the promos are terrible.
In Ring Promo: Karen, Jeff, Foley
Because Wrestling Matters, right? Shit promo, completely unnecessary.
Robbie E vs Brian Kendrick
Didn't care about the match in the slightest, but Brian Kendrick may be my favorite character in the business right now. His promo, his mannerisms, everything was just awesome.
Madison Rayne vs Mickie James
Awful. Women wrestling sucks ass.
Max Buck vs Kaz
This match was pretty god damn good. There was no way I was buying Max getting the win, but the ring work was fun. It wasn't "wrestling" like the fans were chanting, it was a spotfest. But it was a very fun spotfest.
Abyss vs Crimson
Wow. Not bad at all which is quite a surprise to me. These Big vs Big matches usually suck ass, but somehow they managed to keep up a decent pace. This Crimson kid looked great. He may be someone worth keeping an eye on.
Beer Money vs America's Most Bloated
Hardy really needs to hook up Harris with whoever is giving him his steroids. He is in shit shape. The match could have been really good but Harris just brought the quality waaay down with his atrocious selling and sloppy ring work. A decent match, no question. But it wasn't what it should have been.
AJ Styles vs Tommy Dreamer
AJ is absolutely one of the best wrestlers in the business and he could pull a good match out of everyone, this was no exception. But why in the FUCK is Tommy Dreamer pinning Styles on PPV in 2011? Matter of fact, why is Dreamer on PPV in 2011? Fuck storyline purposes, this doesn't benefit anyone. Dreamer should be used as enhancement talent and nothing else. AJ should be in the World Title picture, not doing the job for an old fuck way past his prime with no business being out there.
Karen & Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle & Chyna
For the love of everything sacred in this world, please, please let this be the end of this feud. This has gone on far too long and it really just needs to end. Badly. The match was actually pretty good until the women got involved. The crowd absolutely loves Chyna, so I'd say she deserves to be there. Despite her lack of skill and being extremely out of shape. The whole thing was very entertaining though.
Who wants to bet that Angle is porking Chyna now?
Sting vs RVD
Meh. It was okay but... Well it was actually pretty shit. Sting is just awful in the ring these days and he really just needs to hang it up at this point. RVD worked his ass off but he still couldn't pull a good match out of this. Just a shitty main event.
Overall: Actually a decent PPV. Not good but not bad either, which is definitely a step up from where they had been going recently. They may have suckered me into watching iMPACT this week, barring an NBA game on Thursday. Perfectly fine PPV.
C+
Not bad at all here. Formulaic tag match, but it really worked. I have no problem with Mexican America in the ring at all, but the promos are terrible.
In Ring Promo: Karen, Jeff, Foley
Because Wrestling Matters, right? Shit promo, completely unnecessary.
Robbie E vs Brian Kendrick
Didn't care about the match in the slightest, but Brian Kendrick may be my favorite character in the business right now. His promo, his mannerisms, everything was just awesome.
Madison Rayne vs Mickie James
Awful. Women wrestling sucks ass.
Max Buck vs Kaz
This match was pretty god damn good. There was no way I was buying Max getting the win, but the ring work was fun. It wasn't "wrestling" like the fans were chanting, it was a spotfest. But it was a very fun spotfest.
Abyss vs Crimson
Wow. Not bad at all which is quite a surprise to me. These Big vs Big matches usually suck ass, but somehow they managed to keep up a decent pace. This Crimson kid looked great. He may be someone worth keeping an eye on.
Beer Money vs America's Most Bloated
Hardy really needs to hook up Harris with whoever is giving him his steroids. He is in shit shape. The match could have been really good but Harris just brought the quality waaay down with his atrocious selling and sloppy ring work. A decent match, no question. But it wasn't what it should have been.
AJ Styles vs Tommy Dreamer
AJ is absolutely one of the best wrestlers in the business and he could pull a good match out of everyone, this was no exception. But why in the FUCK is Tommy Dreamer pinning Styles on PPV in 2011? Matter of fact, why is Dreamer on PPV in 2011? Fuck storyline purposes, this doesn't benefit anyone. Dreamer should be used as enhancement talent and nothing else. AJ should be in the World Title picture, not doing the job for an old fuck way past his prime with no business being out there.
Karen & Jeff Jarrett vs Kurt Angle & Chyna
For the love of everything sacred in this world, please, please let this be the end of this feud. This has gone on far too long and it really just needs to end. Badly. The match was actually pretty good until the women got involved. The crowd absolutely loves Chyna, so I'd say she deserves to be there. Despite her lack of skill and being extremely out of shape. The whole thing was very entertaining though.
Who wants to bet that Angle is porking Chyna now?
Sting vs RVD
Meh. It was okay but... Well it was actually pretty shit. Sting is just awful in the ring these days and he really just needs to hang it up at this point. RVD worked his ass off but he still couldn't pull a good match out of this. Just a shitty main event.
Overall: Actually a decent PPV. Not good but not bad either, which is definitely a step up from where they had been going recently. They may have suckered me into watching iMPACT this week, barring an NBA game on Thursday. Perfectly fine PPV.
C+