ROUND TWO: Bishop & Duke Nukem vs. The Punisher & Neo

[The Doctor]

ROUND TWO

Last round, Bishop and Duke stood up to and took down Nintendo's big lizard, Bowser, and one of the greatest martial artists of all time, Bruce Lee. On the other side, The Punisher and Neo teamed to fill The Bride & Dr. Robotnik full of holes. Both teams will walk in with guns a-blazing, but only one team will walk out the winner.

FIGHT!​

 

[JGlass]

Let's talk about Frank Castle, kids. Let's talk about The Punisher.

This is a man that lives to kill bad guys. That is all he cares about anymore: killing bad guys. Every waking second of his life, The Punisher is working on killing bad guys. Every dime he makes goes to his cause of bad guy killing. He wakes up every morning knowing that this could be the day he dies, but he gets up anyway... to kill bad guys.

Every dime of Frank Castle's money goes to building better, more efficient ways of killing bad guys. That means an arsenal of weapons that rivals that of the biggest firearm enthusiasts would cower in front of. Even with a brilliant mind and billions of dollars at his disposal, Tony Stark himself would be impressed with The Punisher's death dealing creations.

The Punisher would be ready to cut down any type of enemy thrown his way, including mutants. Bishop is your energy absorbing type of mutant, and I can guarantee you that The Punisher has the perfect weapon for taking care of Bishop.

Duke Nukem is a joke compared to The Punisher. Killing is recreation for Nukem. Killing is all there is for Castle.

Oh, and then there's Neo, a man that knows every martial art, how to handle every weapon, and it's all been conveniently downloaded into his brain.

This one belongs to Punisher and Neo.

 

[Alex]

Even though it's clearly to late, I'll throw in my two cents

Duke Nukem is a joke compared to The Punisher. Killing is recreation for Nukem. Killing is all there is for Castle.

Wouldn't recrational killing make Duke Nukem even more of a pyschopath than The Punisher who sees it as his job??

I mean if they both had a gunfight I'm assuming it would involve their best weapons. And if Duke has the Devastator and Freeze Ray I'd say The Punisher is pretty fucked.

And Neo can't really do shit outside of The Matrix. Yes I know he defeated some sentinels outside of it, but that drained his energy quicker than anything, so trying to incapacitate either Nukem or Bishop would mean he'd be out of it. As JGlass said he's good at martial arts and weaponry but that sort of makes him more in The Punisher category of really well trained human. And Bishop is also skilled in martial arts and weaponry. Plus his mutant ability to shoot blasts will also be an advantage against Neo.

I would be one hell of a fight, but I see Bishop and the Duke coming out on top (barely)