Before I break down your downright ******ed post, yet again- I have to say some things.
Deadpool isnt even in my top 10 favorite marvel characters. I like him, but in no way am blindly worshiping him. I am using the rules of the tournament, skills of the character and pointing out very logical reasons why he could defeat his opponent. You are just being dumb.
If this dragon is as impervious to damage and the most terrible giant dragon ever- then why is it that said dragon managed to be captured? By old men in pajamas with pointy magic sticks. How? By those same men using their skills in their chosen profession with weapons they know how to use. Same scenario here, different character. They targeted its weak spot and captured\chained the dragon.
You're only hitting one weak-spot, the eye no less. The Horntail is as sturdy as a tank, you might blind him, but who's to say it is actually going to K.O the dragon and give Deadpool the win? Oh right, the blindly worshiping Deadpool fans are.
The eyes are much more of an important body part than you will accept apparently. To quote my favorite old asian: "A man cant see, a man cant fight." Yeah, its a dragon in this fight, but the result is still the same.
Also, a little biology\anatomy lesson for ya. The eyes are soft and in no way armored. They are located in the opening called the 'eye socket'- a little window into the brain cavity where the brain is located. You know about brains right? That very soft, squishy thing that controls function? If the eyes are punctured with a sharp object (ie, a sword) they lose their ability to see. Bad news indeed. Now if you place an explosive or fire bullets into the eye\eye socket- shrapnel bounces around in the brain cavity causing trauma to the brain. Even worse bad news.
Thats not magic- thats science and fact. Even a mask wearing, chimichanga eating, smart mouthed mercenary knows that- because he is trained to kill.
Here is the flaw in this mode of thinking. Despite popular belief by my Girlfriend's mother, I am not a 50 foot tall fire-breathing dragon with spiked scales for armor. I am not saying the damage to the Dragon's eye is not going to do damage, but with the sheer size and the durability of the dragon it chances are Deadpool's sword or the bullets would be nothing more than a giant fly or someone poking your eye.
Being bigger still does not mean your eye\eye socket\brain are less vulnerable. If you truly think shooting or stabbing an eye (no matter how big you are) does nothing more than act as a small nuisance- you really are an idiot. Go have your girlfriends mom stab you in the eye with a toothpick and then tell me how well you see. Ask her to fire a few bb gun rounds into your eye socket and let me know how that works for ya. Then ask her to light a cluster of firecrackers and throw them down your throat.
Do you get the point yet? Big, small it dont matter- damage is done. Even if Deadpool is tiny in size compared to the dragon- firing automatic weapons into its eye is gonna fuck it up and likely destroy parts of its brain. Since its skull is so heavily armored they wont have anywhere to exit. Thus playing a nice game of pinball inside the dragons skull. Tossing a rocket or cluster grenades down its un-armored throat will cause a bit more of a problem than indigestion.
Other than the fact it is stated in the Dragon's bio that he is imperious to bullets and basic human weaponry.
You once again are forgetting important details because you're letting your love for Deadpool get in the way of rational thinking and reading comprehension.
Do you even read my posts? I have stated multiple times where it is armored (top half), where the skin is tough but not armored(bottom half), and where the weak points are (eyes\mouth). I even showed you a picture and agree on the dragon's strengths\armor. I didnt forget shit. I pointed out exactly where and how to take your 'flying tank' down- AT THE WEAK\UN ARMORED POINTS. You just fail to realize how much trauma is caused by attacking those spots.
You once again are seriously not understanding that this Dragon has armor and scaling that protects him from Deadpools weapons? I don't how else I could make it any clearer that without magic or any serious game-plan Deadpool is as good as fucked here?.
You dont understand do you? Not once have I said he will attack the armored parts of the dragon. No magic or elaborate plan needed. If you were in the military and trained to kill, do you think the brass would teach you to attack the most guarded spot of a target? No, they wouldnt. So why do you think a military trained mercenary would do so here?
Completely irrelevant and off-course. Each of those monsters in the game were, by design to have weak-points. But the Hungarian Horntail
has been designed to be a godless killing machine that if not under the constant watch of wizards could destroy just about anything.
Nope, very relevant. In those games, the bosses are the baddest of the bad, near indestructible killing machines. And the same goes for this match. How do you beat those types? By exploiting weakness using skills\weapons. Exact same situation. Dragon, Colossus, Bowser and every single person in this tournament who is a boss with similar attributes\armor\thirst for blood. They can be killed if you got the skill. Deadpool has just that. Go read his bio\history. Feel free to skip all the relevant parts like you have been and highlight the parts about mexican food and comical humor.
Well it sucks that this is not a video-game or an underdog story. This is a tournament where people pick out who they think would win a match with a sense of reasoning and logic. You have failed to do either.
You ass-hat. This is exactly just that. A tournament of video game\comic\fantasy characters. This match is considered an underdog story based on the size\strength advantage the dragon has. Do you even know the meaning of words?
Using logic and reasoning- Deadpool is very likely to win this match. Very likely to the point of almost 100% certain.
Again, the only real weak spots you have any validation would be the eyes, but with Deadpool's weapon damage being so small it would just be a simple poke in the eye. Thus pissing off, an already angry dragon.
Small weapon damage? We arent talking about a firecracker trying to blow up the moon here kid. We are talking high explosives and automatic weapons\heavy caliber rifles with a target a few feet wide(given the size of the dragons head) made of soft tissue.
Unless your six year old cousin has a brain tumor and his sanity is in a constant state of flux I don't see how this pertains to the argument.
Proves my point you cant read because I said nephew and you read cousin. Hell kid- you even quoted my post. Idiot. ATTACK THE WEAK POINTS TO DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT- exactly pertains to this argument.
This doesnt pertain to the argument: Your mothers ***** has a stench that could choke a herd of elephants.
See the difference? Well, actually- since Deadpool likes to break the 4th wall and can use the satchel to get any weapon he wants, maybe the way to defeat the dragon is to use that stinky plastic toy and wave it at the dragon till it runs away...
This should be good, considering you have chosen to ignore the fact that the Horntail is untouchable to all of Deadpool's weapons.
you are giving him a weapon he does not have any real access too? Because of his satchel would he also have the infinity gauntlet and a Green Lantern Ring? That argument is laughable.
Actually I think the word you were looking for was 'plausable'. As absurd as it sounds- that is actually well within the rules. He can use the satchel to grab
ANY weapon he wants for the situation- no matter if you think he could\would. Plus since this situation is a tournament of many different characters from many different media and Deadpool makes pop-culture references, its likely he could pay homage to Star Wars and use a lightsaber for shits and giggles.
Regardless, I chose that weapon to prove a point. You want to blindly ignore facts and science\biology. You want to ignore the trauma caused by using credible weapons at the hands of a very skilled individual. Fine, so i used the rules of this tournament and the abilities\assets of Deadpool and came up with a legally allowed way for him to end your argument. Silly? Yeah. Effective and within the rules? Why yes sir it is.
Go home. You are done here.
