Rename Finishers

[shattered dreams]

Take this opportunity to show how much wittier you are than wrestling writers and then give someone else the opportunity to do the same. Can be finishers or moves.

I'll start.

Gail Kim's Eat Defeat should be Seoul Food.

Next up, CM Punk's GTS - Go to Sleep.

 

[King Patrick Star]

The Rock has "Boots To @$$es"

CM Punk has "Knee to Face" or "FU2"

I always wanted a better name for Angle’s Ankle Lock and thought it should be named the "Angle Lock" or the "Olympic Lock", so…

Next – Kurt Angle’s Ankle Lock

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Angle Lock

Big Show' WMD

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

Big Show WMD - the Cold Cock or Ham Fist

Jeff Hardy/Ken Anderson/Hunico - Swanton Bomb

 

[D-Man]

Jeff Hardy/Ken Anderson/Hunico - Drug Dive

Cena's AA

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

Cena's AA - Firemens Carry Slam aka the FCS

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Since you didn't give one I'll just get one of my own.

Barret's Wasteland can be the Barrett Bodybreaker or Breakdown (Shitty names, I know)

Trent Barreta's Dudebuster DDT.

 

[Davi323]

Trent Barreta's Dudebuster DDT should be what it actually is, a springboard tornado DDT. Sounds way better than "dudebuster".

Next: Miz's Skull Crushing Finale

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Reality Check

Miz and Truth's Little Jimmy Finale (What a terrible name)

 

[Alex]

Ebony & Ivory

Abyss' Black Hole Slam

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Black Hole Slam is a great name for it. Not sure if it can be beat, but I'll try.

Heavy Metal Driver?

Cena's STF

 

[Alex]

Boston Strangler

Jeff Jarrett's Stroke

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Boston Strangler

Very good.

Facelift (I fucking suck at this)

Ziggler's Zig Zag

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Ziggler's Zig Zag

The Perfect End

Mark Henry's World Strongest Slam.

 

[The Crock]

The Kool-Aid Plunge.

Randy Orton's RKO.

 

[Daniel]

WWE's Apex Finishing Move. Or the Diamond Cutter.

Mr. Socko.

 

[The Crock]

Mr. Socko (Sponsored by Hanes)

Tombstone.

 

[Raven]

dang..tombstones a pretty good name but uhh

"grave digger"

Rey Mysterios 619

 

[DAFC_Punk_Can_Save_Us]

The Doomsday Device

John Morrison's Starship Pain

 

[Alex]

Riders Of The Storm

Brian Kendrick's Sliced Bread

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Sliced Bread #3

Beniot's Crossface

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Triple H should name rename The Pedigree to Game Over.

 

[Raven]

for beniots..
Fragile X-inator...sorry too soon?

future shock

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Scot Drop

Nash's Jackknife

 

[Alex]

Quad Tear

Christian's Killswitch