Lately I've been revisiting some old school Wrestlemania's, and I feel that more than a few of the classics had some peculiar bookings. So here's how to make the golden years even better
WRESTLEMANIA 1: I feel the first Wrestlemania should have had a WWF Title Match. Piper vs Hogan for the title would have been perect. Mr.T and Mr.Wonderful could have still acted as managers and Mr.T could still get physically involved in the match, but there was no need for him to actually wrestle. To me that was just overkill. They could have accomplished getting mainstream press simply by having T involved in the match without him actually particpating in it.
WRESLTEMANIA 2: My only problem with this event is that they used 3 diferent venues, but seeing as how it was the 2nd Wrestlemania wouldnt 2 venues have made more sense?
WRESTLEMANIA 3,4,5,6: Perfect. Nothing to change hear. Wrestlemania 3 had the most logical and best booking of any of the Wrestlemanias. Hogan/Andre, Steamboat/Savage, Harts/Bulldogs, it was a perfectly booked event. A year later, Macho Man winning title at mania 4 was much deserved after he and Steamboat put on the greatest match of all time the year prior. A year later at WM5 Savage vs Hogan was yet another well built up main event, and Warrior vs Hogan the following year was even better. I conisder these 4 years to be Wrestlemania at its best.
WRESTLEMANIA 7: Here we have the first poorly booked Wrestlemania up to this point. This one had mistakes written all over it. Here's the tag team situation for that year:
LOD vs Power and Glory
Tenryu & Kitao vs Demolition
Hart Foundation vs Nasty Boys
Rockers vs Haku & Barbarian.
That's one talented tag team division, unfortunatley none of them are paired up with the right dance partners. Heres how it should have been booked:
LOD vs Demoltion: Loser leaves town match. They built this feud up from the moment LOD entered the WWF at Summerslam 90, yet it never had any payoff at a major event. This would have been a proper way to write Demolition off of WWF tv as opposed to having them job out to an unkown japanese tandom.
Speaking of which, Tenryu and Kitao should have faced Mr.Fuji's other team The Orient Express: Tanaka and Kato. Not only are they both Japanese teams, but the initials of the team members are both T&K.
Finally, The Rockers should have defeated The Hart Foundation for the tag titles. This was to be The Hart Foundations final match as a team, so why not pass the torch, and the titles, to The Rockers instead of the newcomer Nasty Boys, who would have been better off facing a team like the Bushwhackers. The Rockers had paid there dues and deserved to take over the top spot in the tag division now that the Hart Foundations run was over. The Rockers could have easily had a 3 month reign as champions from April to June, then drop the belts to The Nasty Boys who could then drop them to LOD at Summerslam 91.
But the biggest mistake of all at Wrestlemania 7 was the main event. It was Hogan vs Slaughter when it should have been Savage vs Warrior. The reunion of Elizabeth and Randy is the moment most people take away from this event, and its how the show should have ended. And instead of a career ending match, it should have been Title vs Career. We all knew there was no way Warrior was going to retire at that point, so instead of his career being on the line have him keep the WWF title and defend it against Savage. That way its Warrior title vs Savages career. I would have had Macho King win the Royal Rumble that year and advance to face Warrior at Mania. Seeing as how Macho King was Ring Royalty, he should have been a natural to win the Royal Rumble. The Hogan/Slaughter match didnt need to go on last nor did it need to be for the title. I didnt much care for WWF's exploiting the gulf war but if thats the route they were going to take then just make it a no holds barred Flag Match. Hogan doesn't need to be in every single main event competing for the title.
WRESTLEMANIA 8: Even more missed oppurtunities came our way the following year. What we got was:
Hogan vs Sid
Macho vs Flair
Undertaker vs Jake
and Bret vs Piper.
Here's what we should have got:
Hogan vs Flair:WWF Title
Macho vs Jake:Cage
Taker vs Sid
Bret vs Shawn:IC Title
Hogan vs Flair: The fact that this match never took place at this event tells me that one of them must have gone to Vince and told him that they refused to lose to the other. Egos must have got in the way, because I cant see any other reason for this dream match not taking place.
As for Macho, the match with Flair should have been saved for Summerslam later that year, but at Wrestlemania it should have been Savage vs Jake inside a Steel Cage to settle there awesome feud which had been built it up brilliantly for months but never received the kind of major ppv closure it so warranted. Seeing as how this was to be Jakes last match for a long time in the WWF, it's only fitting that Savage be the one who sends him packing after everything Jake did to not only attempt to end Savages career, but his life as well.
But instead they had Jake take on Undertaker, which was fine and all, but a better match would have been for Undertaker to take on Sid. Sid had recently turned heel while Taker had recently turned face. Why not save both their turns for the same match and pull of a double turn at Wrestlemania ala Austin/Bret a few years later or Demolition/Powers of Pain a few years prior.
And last but not least, while Bret vs Piper was a very good match, I can't help but feel that Bret vs Shawn would have been that much better. Both had recently left there tag partners behind to pursue solo careers and compete in the IC division. And seeing as how in my alternate universe, The Rockers and Hart Foundation met the year before at WM7, it would only make sense to have the two breakout stars from those teams meet the following year. This should have marked the first of many future encounters between two men whos careers so eerily paralleled one another.
WRESTLEMANIA 9:This was the Ceasars Palace event. An event that I can't help but feel had Ric Flair's name written all over it. If there was ever a Wrestlemania to have Ric Flair walk out to Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathus, this was it.
Unfortunately Ric Flair left the wwf just a few weeks earlier. Would it have killed him to stick around another month for Wrestlemania so that he could have been given a proper sendoff? The Ric Flair vs Mr.Perfect Career Ending Match from RAW in February 93 should have been saved for Wrestlemania.
Another match that should have been saved for 93's Wrestlemania, was Shawn Micheals vs Marty Jannetty. The match took place at The Royal Rumble but should have been saved for Mania. If they were going to bring Jannetty back in late 92, why not save the payoff match for the biggest event of the year instead of giving it away at the Rumble where it would only be overshadowed by the 30 man battle royal.
Then there's the Yokozuna/Hulk Hogan situation. If they were going to have this take place at Mania, then why not just advertise it and build up to it in the weeks leading up to the event instead of just slapping it on at the last minute out of nowhere. Hogan returned to the WWF because Money Inc had beaten up his buddy Brutus Beefcake and badly wounded his face. But why not have Yokozuna be the man to destroy Brutus' face via flattening him with several devastating banzai drops. Then have Hogan come back to take on Yoko. Because if you hurt Hogans friends and you hurt his pride, he's gotta take a stand, he can't let it slide.
If youre reading this you might be saying, so what about Bret Hart and the WWF Title? I dont think Yoko was ever a good opponent for Bret, there styles and sizes were just too different. Yoko wasnt a very complimentary opponent for Bret. So instead of having Yokozuna win the Rumble that year and go on to meet Bret Hart, I would have gone with The Narcissist Lex Luger. Instead of having Lugers Rumble debut consist of him simply cutting a promo and posing in front of mirrors, why not have him enter the 30 man event and win it? Its not like hes a guy who needed to be slowly introduced to the audience, people knew who Lex Luger was and where he came from. Besides, Wrestlemania 9 was all about ancient rome and the greek gods, so who better to play the role of a modern day greek god than Lex Luger and his rediculously roided up physique. Lugers not much better in the ring than Yoko, but at least he can move and be properly put in the sharpshooter. Its pretty hard to get a sharpshooter on Yokozuna. Plus, after Hogan left AGAIN a few months later, Luger was given a huge push which felt forced and out of the blue. Mostly because it was. And it handicapped Luger the entire way. A mania title match with Bret would have given his babyface push a few months later a lot of credibility.
WRESTLEMANIA 10: This is the first Wrestlemania since Wrestlemania 6 to get it right. Shawn vs Razor; Owen vs Bret; Lex vs Yoko: nothing to change here. All 6 guys were lined up with the right dance partner. Perfect booking. The only minor change I would have made would have been with Lex and Bret both getting title shots. Just have one of them win the damn Rumble that year instead of a lame draw. Either have Bret/Owen be for the title or have Yoko/Lex be for the title. But adding Bret vs Yoko on at the end seemed like over booking to me. It was overkill, much like adding Hulk vs Yoko the previous year. 1993 and 1994's Wrestlemanias were both hampered by WWF's inability to make a decision on who they wanted to be the face of the company. That indecisiveness hurts the product.
WRESTLEMANIA 11: Go back and look at the poster for this event. Does it not scream Undertaker circa 1995? The purple and black smoke? The ominious feel to it? I have a feeling this event must have undergone some last minute booking changes, because the poster leads you to believe that this is going to be Undertakers long overdue Wrestlemania main event oppurtunity.
Undertaker missed the previous mania with an injury, so why not make it up to him by having him main event the next one? He was clearly more over at the time than any other babyface. Instead they force fed the fans Diesel, who was rushed into main event status after the Lex Express experiment got derailed. Diesel vs Shawn is fine, but make it for the IC title. It has a certain Warrior vs Rick Rude feel to it circa 1989. It was a good feud. Just not a main event feud. The WWF Title Match that should have taken place should have been The Hitman dropping the belt to The Deadman. The Undertaker should have won the Royal Rumble that year and went on to face Bret for the title. Bret never should have lost it to Backlund just so Bob could drop it to Deisel a few days later. Rushing Diesel was a very bad idea. And Shawn didnt need to win 2 Rumbles back to back. Winning it in 96 would have been fine. In fact, I'd do the whole Shawn entering at #1 and winning it all angle in 96, instead of 95. Because when he accomplished that in 95, the fans popped for him when they were supposed to be booing him. That kind of overcoming the odds win is better suited for a babyface, which is what Shawn was a year later.
But instead of Bret vs Taker for the title, what we got was the Undertaker in a meaningless match against King Kong Bundy of all people. Meanwhile Bret Hart was left to face, yet again, Bob "YAWN" Backlund. WM 11 is without a doubt the worst mania ever. Mostly due to poor booking. They had the talent, they just didnt make the right matches. When LT vs Bam Bam is the main event, that right there should tell you just how wrong Deisel vs Shawn was as a WWF title match. Clearly they had no faith in Diesel as a top draw. The WWF championship should not be playing second fiddle to an NFL players one time appearance. When Hogan was WWF champion, he didnt take a back seat to the NFL players who participated in the Wrestlemania 2 battle royal.
Well, this is where I end my rebooking of the Wrestlemanias, as I feel that by 1996 Wrestlemania was no longer what it once was. With the introduction of those god awful In Your House events, the WWF switched over to a WCW style ppv calendar where a ppv is held every month. Which to me lessens the signifigance and big fight feel of Wrestlemania.
WRESTLEMANIA 1: I feel the first Wrestlemania should have had a WWF Title Match. Piper vs Hogan for the title would have been perect. Mr.T and Mr.Wonderful could have still acted as managers and Mr.T could still get physically involved in the match, but there was no need for him to actually wrestle. To me that was just overkill. They could have accomplished getting mainstream press simply by having T involved in the match without him actually particpating in it.
WRESLTEMANIA 2: My only problem with this event is that they used 3 diferent venues, but seeing as how it was the 2nd Wrestlemania wouldnt 2 venues have made more sense?
WRESTLEMANIA 3,4,5,6: Perfect. Nothing to change hear. Wrestlemania 3 had the most logical and best booking of any of the Wrestlemanias. Hogan/Andre, Steamboat/Savage, Harts/Bulldogs, it was a perfectly booked event. A year later, Macho Man winning title at mania 4 was much deserved after he and Steamboat put on the greatest match of all time the year prior. A year later at WM5 Savage vs Hogan was yet another well built up main event, and Warrior vs Hogan the following year was even better. I conisder these 4 years to be Wrestlemania at its best.
WRESTLEMANIA 7: Here we have the first poorly booked Wrestlemania up to this point. This one had mistakes written all over it. Here's the tag team situation for that year:
LOD vs Power and Glory
Tenryu & Kitao vs Demolition
Hart Foundation vs Nasty Boys
Rockers vs Haku & Barbarian.
That's one talented tag team division, unfortunatley none of them are paired up with the right dance partners. Heres how it should have been booked:
LOD vs Demoltion: Loser leaves town match. They built this feud up from the moment LOD entered the WWF at Summerslam 90, yet it never had any payoff at a major event. This would have been a proper way to write Demolition off of WWF tv as opposed to having them job out to an unkown japanese tandom.
Speaking of which, Tenryu and Kitao should have faced Mr.Fuji's other team The Orient Express: Tanaka and Kato. Not only are they both Japanese teams, but the initials of the team members are both T&K.
Finally, The Rockers should have defeated The Hart Foundation for the tag titles. This was to be The Hart Foundations final match as a team, so why not pass the torch, and the titles, to The Rockers instead of the newcomer Nasty Boys, who would have been better off facing a team like the Bushwhackers. The Rockers had paid there dues and deserved to take over the top spot in the tag division now that the Hart Foundations run was over. The Rockers could have easily had a 3 month reign as champions from April to June, then drop the belts to The Nasty Boys who could then drop them to LOD at Summerslam 91.
But the biggest mistake of all at Wrestlemania 7 was the main event. It was Hogan vs Slaughter when it should have been Savage vs Warrior. The reunion of Elizabeth and Randy is the moment most people take away from this event, and its how the show should have ended. And instead of a career ending match, it should have been Title vs Career. We all knew there was no way Warrior was going to retire at that point, so instead of his career being on the line have him keep the WWF title and defend it against Savage. That way its Warrior title vs Savages career. I would have had Macho King win the Royal Rumble that year and advance to face Warrior at Mania. Seeing as how Macho King was Ring Royalty, he should have been a natural to win the Royal Rumble. The Hogan/Slaughter match didnt need to go on last nor did it need to be for the title. I didnt much care for WWF's exploiting the gulf war but if thats the route they were going to take then just make it a no holds barred Flag Match. Hogan doesn't need to be in every single main event competing for the title.
WRESTLEMANIA 8: Even more missed oppurtunities came our way the following year. What we got was:
Hogan vs Sid
Macho vs Flair
Undertaker vs Jake
and Bret vs Piper.
Here's what we should have got:
Hogan vs Flair:WWF Title
Macho vs Jake:Cage
Taker vs Sid
Bret vs Shawn:IC Title
Hogan vs Flair: The fact that this match never took place at this event tells me that one of them must have gone to Vince and told him that they refused to lose to the other. Egos must have got in the way, because I cant see any other reason for this dream match not taking place.
As for Macho, the match with Flair should have been saved for Summerslam later that year, but at Wrestlemania it should have been Savage vs Jake inside a Steel Cage to settle there awesome feud which had been built it up brilliantly for months but never received the kind of major ppv closure it so warranted. Seeing as how this was to be Jakes last match for a long time in the WWF, it's only fitting that Savage be the one who sends him packing after everything Jake did to not only attempt to end Savages career, but his life as well.
But instead they had Jake take on Undertaker, which was fine and all, but a better match would have been for Undertaker to take on Sid. Sid had recently turned heel while Taker had recently turned face. Why not save both their turns for the same match and pull of a double turn at Wrestlemania ala Austin/Bret a few years later or Demolition/Powers of Pain a few years prior.
And last but not least, while Bret vs Piper was a very good match, I can't help but feel that Bret vs Shawn would have been that much better. Both had recently left there tag partners behind to pursue solo careers and compete in the IC division. And seeing as how in my alternate universe, The Rockers and Hart Foundation met the year before at WM7, it would only make sense to have the two breakout stars from those teams meet the following year. This should have marked the first of many future encounters between two men whos careers so eerily paralleled one another.
WRESTLEMANIA 9:This was the Ceasars Palace event. An event that I can't help but feel had Ric Flair's name written all over it. If there was ever a Wrestlemania to have Ric Flair walk out to Richard Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathus, this was it.
Unfortunately Ric Flair left the wwf just a few weeks earlier. Would it have killed him to stick around another month for Wrestlemania so that he could have been given a proper sendoff? The Ric Flair vs Mr.Perfect Career Ending Match from RAW in February 93 should have been saved for Wrestlemania.
Another match that should have been saved for 93's Wrestlemania, was Shawn Micheals vs Marty Jannetty. The match took place at The Royal Rumble but should have been saved for Mania. If they were going to bring Jannetty back in late 92, why not save the payoff match for the biggest event of the year instead of giving it away at the Rumble where it would only be overshadowed by the 30 man battle royal.
Then there's the Yokozuna/Hulk Hogan situation. If they were going to have this take place at Mania, then why not just advertise it and build up to it in the weeks leading up to the event instead of just slapping it on at the last minute out of nowhere. Hogan returned to the WWF because Money Inc had beaten up his buddy Brutus Beefcake and badly wounded his face. But why not have Yokozuna be the man to destroy Brutus' face via flattening him with several devastating banzai drops. Then have Hogan come back to take on Yoko. Because if you hurt Hogans friends and you hurt his pride, he's gotta take a stand, he can't let it slide.
If youre reading this you might be saying, so what about Bret Hart and the WWF Title? I dont think Yoko was ever a good opponent for Bret, there styles and sizes were just too different. Yoko wasnt a very complimentary opponent for Bret. So instead of having Yokozuna win the Rumble that year and go on to meet Bret Hart, I would have gone with The Narcissist Lex Luger. Instead of having Lugers Rumble debut consist of him simply cutting a promo and posing in front of mirrors, why not have him enter the 30 man event and win it? Its not like hes a guy who needed to be slowly introduced to the audience, people knew who Lex Luger was and where he came from. Besides, Wrestlemania 9 was all about ancient rome and the greek gods, so who better to play the role of a modern day greek god than Lex Luger and his rediculously roided up physique. Lugers not much better in the ring than Yoko, but at least he can move and be properly put in the sharpshooter. Its pretty hard to get a sharpshooter on Yokozuna. Plus, after Hogan left AGAIN a few months later, Luger was given a huge push which felt forced and out of the blue. Mostly because it was. And it handicapped Luger the entire way. A mania title match with Bret would have given his babyface push a few months later a lot of credibility.
WRESTLEMANIA 10: This is the first Wrestlemania since Wrestlemania 6 to get it right. Shawn vs Razor; Owen vs Bret; Lex vs Yoko: nothing to change here. All 6 guys were lined up with the right dance partner. Perfect booking. The only minor change I would have made would have been with Lex and Bret both getting title shots. Just have one of them win the damn Rumble that year instead of a lame draw. Either have Bret/Owen be for the title or have Yoko/Lex be for the title. But adding Bret vs Yoko on at the end seemed like over booking to me. It was overkill, much like adding Hulk vs Yoko the previous year. 1993 and 1994's Wrestlemanias were both hampered by WWF's inability to make a decision on who they wanted to be the face of the company. That indecisiveness hurts the product.
WRESTLEMANIA 11: Go back and look at the poster for this event. Does it not scream Undertaker circa 1995? The purple and black smoke? The ominious feel to it? I have a feeling this event must have undergone some last minute booking changes, because the poster leads you to believe that this is going to be Undertakers long overdue Wrestlemania main event oppurtunity.
Undertaker missed the previous mania with an injury, so why not make it up to him by having him main event the next one? He was clearly more over at the time than any other babyface. Instead they force fed the fans Diesel, who was rushed into main event status after the Lex Express experiment got derailed. Diesel vs Shawn is fine, but make it for the IC title. It has a certain Warrior vs Rick Rude feel to it circa 1989. It was a good feud. Just not a main event feud. The WWF Title Match that should have taken place should have been The Hitman dropping the belt to The Deadman. The Undertaker should have won the Royal Rumble that year and went on to face Bret for the title. Bret never should have lost it to Backlund just so Bob could drop it to Deisel a few days later. Rushing Diesel was a very bad idea. And Shawn didnt need to win 2 Rumbles back to back. Winning it in 96 would have been fine. In fact, I'd do the whole Shawn entering at #1 and winning it all angle in 96, instead of 95. Because when he accomplished that in 95, the fans popped for him when they were supposed to be booing him. That kind of overcoming the odds win is better suited for a babyface, which is what Shawn was a year later.
But instead of Bret vs Taker for the title, what we got was the Undertaker in a meaningless match against King Kong Bundy of all people. Meanwhile Bret Hart was left to face, yet again, Bob "YAWN" Backlund. WM 11 is without a doubt the worst mania ever. Mostly due to poor booking. They had the talent, they just didnt make the right matches. When LT vs Bam Bam is the main event, that right there should tell you just how wrong Deisel vs Shawn was as a WWF title match. Clearly they had no faith in Diesel as a top draw. The WWF championship should not be playing second fiddle to an NFL players one time appearance. When Hogan was WWF champion, he didnt take a back seat to the NFL players who participated in the Wrestlemania 2 battle royal.
Well, this is where I end my rebooking of the Wrestlemanias, as I feel that by 1996 Wrestlemania was no longer what it once was. With the introduction of those god awful In Your House events, the WWF switched over to a WCW style ppv calendar where a ppv is held every month. Which to me lessens the signifigance and big fight feel of Wrestlemania.