Reading Roddy Piper's Book

[klunderbunker]

Through chapter 1 I've learned the following:

Being a rookie in Canada sucked
Piper was apparently really good at a really young age
The first match lasted 10 seconds story isn't true
Alfred Hayes had a huge penis

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Go on...

 

[klunderbunker]

Well I've only read chapter 1. I'm doing a review at the same time so I'm limited in what I can do.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Through chapter 1 I've learned the following:

Being a rookie in Canada sucked
Piper was apparently really good at a really young age
The first match lasted 10 seconds story isn't true
Alfred Hayes had a huge penis

Why were Piper and Hayes together in those ways?

 

[klunderbunker]

Long story that involves Piper giving him a semi-handjob.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Long story that involves Piper giving him a semi-handjob.

This book gives me the chill and I'm not even reading it.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Piper was more than likely hammered while writing it.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

What's the book called?

 

[klunderbunker]

In the Pit with Piper.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I heard somewhere that a Piper's nickname for a while was the "Legend Killer" you read anything about that yet?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

That's a great title.

 

[gd]

Is it written in a British accent?

 

[Slyfox696]

Is it written in a British accent?

I'm more curious if it alternates it's lettering in capital and lower case. YOU KNOW something LIKE this, similar to HOW HE REALLY SPOKE WHEN giving AN INTERVIEW.

That would make for interesting reading.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Does it have the story of the guy who put his dick in Piper's pocket?

 

[klunderbunker]

I've only read 20 pages. Another chapter report coming after tonight.

 

[Ferbian]

I'm more curious if it alternates it's lettering in capital and lower case. YOU KNOW something LIKE this, similar to HOW HE REALLY SPOKE WHEN giving AN INTERVIEW.

That would make for interesting reading.

So what you're saying is that if Roddy Piper writes like that, Ric Flair's book would have to have at least a complete character of capital letters?

 

[klunderbunker]

Flair would have reached a new level beyond capitilzation.

 

[Ferbian]

And of course who can forget how the chapters where he's strutting around doing elbow drops and stomps would look like? Will half the book be red colored pages to resemble his face?

So many questions.

 

[klunderbunker]

Through Chapter Two. In this one I learned:

Roddy Piper is a master martial artists on equal footing with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris
How to be nearly sacrificed to Satan for only pennies a day
Old black men that wash your back in the shower and call you horsecock are cool
I can't come up with a witty way of saying this, so here's a direct quote:

"The bear smelled the honey and he was having a feast on the sticky smorgasbord on my ass." No tricks there. It means what it sounds like it means.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Can you imagine if Piper and Flair were taking a fukked up road trip across the country in their wacked out days? Forget Fear and Loathing in Vegas, dude, this would be even crazier than that....

 

[klunderbunker]

Through Chapter 3:

Shooting people can result in laughter.

Short chapter.