A vampire film the greatest film of all time? A scary movie the greatest film of all time? A foreign film being argued to the denizens of Wrestlzezone as the greatest film of all time? Razor's been smoking the weed, huh?
Let The Right One In
Director: Tomas Alfredson
A kid in Sweden is being bullied at school. At the same time, a set of really weird murders are taking place. Oskar, the boy, meets a new girl in his apartment complex. A girl named Eli. A vampire named Eli.
Shit gets crazy, people die, and at the end you're left realizing that some Swede just managed to make art out of a vampire movie. In the age of that hack Stephenie Meyer, we have a vampire film that actually makes sense. A vampire film that actually works. A vampire film that doesn't suck your soul out of you in the form of 10 muscled up and tanned "werewolves" that have inexplicably misplaced their shirts. All the time.
I submit this film as the best of all time for a few reasons. All of which are backed up by the likes of Roger Ebert, Bloody Disgusting, and many other critics, I'll have you know.
The children in this film are what carry it. The main character Oskar (Kåre Hedebrant), truly looks alone. Sad. You watch that boy walk through the snow covered scenes in Sweden and you just want to cry for the little man. He is simply so alone in this world.
Then we have the girl who plays Eli (Lina Leandersson), as a lonely vampire chick that is being cared for by some weird pedophile dude (whom is played by Per Ragnar). The pedophile, Hakan, goes out and kills people to drain them for their blood. He then gives the blood to Eli. She obviously doesn't like the set up, and is just as lonely as Oskar. Being an ageless 12 year old will do that for you.
When you consider their age their acting is truly incredible. When a film is so simple in its plot, essentially two children lonely in their world, the characters must come ablaze on the screen. There is no room for error in their construction or portrayal. It's a testament to their acting, the directing of Alfredson, and the screenplay of John Ajvide Lindqvist.
Quite simply the best I've seen in a long time.
We have a plot that could have been blown into some kind of bizarre Michael Bay/James Cameron/Tim Burton dreamland. We could have vampires popping up everywhere, some weird police agency in Sweden coming through because they're searching for Eli, or Optimus Prime could simply stomp on all of the characters at once.
Instead, we have a very controlled, very simplistic plot. Eli is under the care of a murderous pedophile that gets her blood to keep her alive in exchange for....touching her. Oskar is bullied in school (read: almost drowned by three little bitches, then beaten and made to squeal like a pig at other times just because) and his parents are divorced, having no time or want for him. They bond in their loneliness.
Simple. And it leaves enough room for the characters to grow unhindered by crazy circumstances. It is also simplistic enough to allow the viewer to accept the main premise, that of a 200 year old vampire chick forming a romance with a 12 year old recluse, easily. We don't have a underground vampire cult to consume our time and energy. Simple, clean, and enough blood to send you home happy.
I could wow you with a long list of awards it's won. But I won't. Those don't matter. Neither does money. NSYNC earned millions upon millions of dollars. They obviously aren't a wonder of the music age. They're more of the footnote from the 90's that most of us would wish was never there.
The simple fact of the matter is that this film is simply awesome on almost every account you could throw at it. The cinematography is excellent. The acting is superb, even if you don't understand Swedish (l2readsubtitles). The story is amazingly well done on all accounts. Somehow Lindqvist managed to get me, and many others, to confront the idea of a vampire romance and embrace it. To completely root for all involved (minus creepy pedophile dude, of course).
We got a vampire movie that didn't degrade itself down to base stereotypes and exaggerations. The blood drinking was worked into the plot easily and unobtrusively. Aversion to sunlight was handled elegantly by daylight being dedicated to Oskar's torments. The overall story, quite simply, has no holes.
What does anyone else have? The Godfather is Marlon Brando with cotton stuffed into his mouth and everyone leaving horse heads all over the place. Star Wars? Please. That story gets so convoluted and necessitates itself on characters doing the exact wrong thing at so many occasions it's laughable. Pulp Fiction is quite awesome, but requires one to believe that Marcellus would get raped in the ass without going back and burning the entire neighborhood down. And that Bruce Willis would actually get a hot foreign girlfriend.
But where do you stand? Is the importance I place on story and acting way over the top? Do money and awards actually matter? Does human-vampire kid romance creep you out? Stake your claim.

Let The Right One In
Director: Tomas Alfredson
A kid in Sweden is being bullied at school. At the same time, a set of really weird murders are taking place. Oskar, the boy, meets a new girl in his apartment complex. A girl named Eli. A vampire named Eli.
Shit gets crazy, people die, and at the end you're left realizing that some Swede just managed to make art out of a vampire movie. In the age of that hack Stephenie Meyer, we have a vampire film that actually makes sense. A vampire film that actually works. A vampire film that doesn't suck your soul out of you in the form of 10 muscled up and tanned "werewolves" that have inexplicably misplaced their shirts. All the time.
I submit this film as the best of all time for a few reasons. All of which are backed up by the likes of Roger Ebert, Bloody Disgusting, and many other critics, I'll have you know.
Cast
The children in this film are what carry it. The main character Oskar (Kåre Hedebrant), truly looks alone. Sad. You watch that boy walk through the snow covered scenes in Sweden and you just want to cry for the little man. He is simply so alone in this world.
Then we have the girl who plays Eli (Lina Leandersson), as a lonely vampire chick that is being cared for by some weird pedophile dude (whom is played by Per Ragnar). The pedophile, Hakan, goes out and kills people to drain them for their blood. He then gives the blood to Eli. She obviously doesn't like the set up, and is just as lonely as Oskar. Being an ageless 12 year old will do that for you.
When you consider their age their acting is truly incredible. When a film is so simple in its plot, essentially two children lonely in their world, the characters must come ablaze on the screen. There is no room for error in their construction or portrayal. It's a testament to their acting, the directing of Alfredson, and the screenplay of John Ajvide Lindqvist.
Writing
Quite simply the best I've seen in a long time.
We have a plot that could have been blown into some kind of bizarre Michael Bay/James Cameron/Tim Burton dreamland. We could have vampires popping up everywhere, some weird police agency in Sweden coming through because they're searching for Eli, or Optimus Prime could simply stomp on all of the characters at once.
Instead, we have a very controlled, very simplistic plot. Eli is under the care of a murderous pedophile that gets her blood to keep her alive in exchange for....touching her. Oskar is bullied in school (read: almost drowned by three little bitches, then beaten and made to squeal like a pig at other times just because) and his parents are divorced, having no time or want for him. They bond in their loneliness.
Simple. And it leaves enough room for the characters to grow unhindered by crazy circumstances. It is also simplistic enough to allow the viewer to accept the main premise, that of a 200 year old vampire chick forming a romance with a 12 year old recluse, easily. We don't have a underground vampire cult to consume our time and energy. Simple, clean, and enough blood to send you home happy.
Why the Best?
I could wow you with a long list of awards it's won. But I won't. Those don't matter. Neither does money. NSYNC earned millions upon millions of dollars. They obviously aren't a wonder of the music age. They're more of the footnote from the 90's that most of us would wish was never there.
The simple fact of the matter is that this film is simply awesome on almost every account you could throw at it. The cinematography is excellent. The acting is superb, even if you don't understand Swedish (l2readsubtitles). The story is amazingly well done on all accounts. Somehow Lindqvist managed to get me, and many others, to confront the idea of a vampire romance and embrace it. To completely root for all involved (minus creepy pedophile dude, of course).
We got a vampire movie that didn't degrade itself down to base stereotypes and exaggerations. The blood drinking was worked into the plot easily and unobtrusively. Aversion to sunlight was handled elegantly by daylight being dedicated to Oskar's torments. The overall story, quite simply, has no holes.
What does anyone else have? The Godfather is Marlon Brando with cotton stuffed into his mouth and everyone leaving horse heads all over the place. Star Wars? Please. That story gets so convoluted and necessitates itself on characters doing the exact wrong thing at so many occasions it's laughable. Pulp Fiction is quite awesome, but requires one to believe that Marcellus would get raped in the ass without going back and burning the entire neighborhood down. And that Bruce Willis would actually get a hot foreign girlfriend.
But where do you stand? Is the importance I place on story and acting way over the top? Do money and awards actually matter? Does human-vampire kid romance creep you out? Stake your claim.