Raw LD June 27, 2016: Now With 100% Less Roman Reigns

[Sean Valjean]

Monday Night Raw will be short one "Guy" tonight. And for the next few weeks. Never fear, because we still have a "Man" and a "Dude" to carry things along.

This OP would be better if it wasn't so short notice. I thought these things were made a month in advance now. Someone's slipping up.

Here's the Gift of Jericho to help compensate. Drink it in, man.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

I rarely watch all of RAW, i usually just come late and even then just pay little attention. I've found it makes the "PPV's" slightly more enjoyable. But seeing I am early, I might endure this Raw.

Probably not though.

 

[rbv13]

Storyline of the night is how they handle the Reigns situation.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Seth tells us that over the weekend, he banished Roman to the Negative Zone and won't release him until approximately three days before Battleground.

 

[BaconBits]

Hello fellow wrestling enthusiasts, I was on vacation all week, and thusly, not at work fucking off on Wrestlezone. I just now noticed that Bring The Douche is bant. What happened?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Seth needs a three second delay in the music, then a quick pyro before he walks out when the heavy guitar kicks in.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Plagiarism or something I believe. BTP also posted some porn in the Prison. Twice, actually.

 

[BaconBits]

Plagiarism or something I believe. BTP also posted some porn in the Prison. Twice, actually.

Fun fun fun. Good riddance.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hello fellow wrestling enthusiasts, I was on vacation all week, and thusly, not at work fucking off on Wrestlezone. I just now noticed that Bring The Douche is bant. What happened?

He plagiarized another website, was imprisoned, and then posted porn.

 

[rbv13]

Rollins is pretty entertaining here.

 

[Sean Valjean]

This somewhat reminds me of Rock ripping into Austin after he walked out of the company.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

A dude and a man walk into a ring.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm probably in the minority here, but I'd really prefer the former Shield members to feud with folks other than former Shield members.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Ambrose is the crazy sleazebag, yet is the only Shield member with a squeaky clean record outside of the ring. Must be Renee.

 

[BaconBits]

Ambrose is the crazy sleazebag, yet is the only Shield member with a squeaky clean record outside of the ring. Must be Renee.

Or he's actually just a good dude.

 

[rbv13]

Smelling a big tag main event for tonight.

 

[BaconBits]

Hold on a minute playa....

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm going to start calling Cena Captain Pabst Blue Ribbon.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm going to start calling Cena Captain Pabst Blue Ribbon.

What's funny is he strikes me as the kind of dude that would avoid swill like PBR like the plague.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

A heel announcer supporting the face? Makes sense.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I hate Stephanie as much as anyone, but she is good in situations like these.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Just keep Roman in and make it a Sinister Six Way.

 

[rbv13]

Just get to the point you bitch.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Wow, I wonder who will win? Sigh.

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Just get to the point you bitch.

To be fair, she did get straight to the point.