Rapture is this Saturday

[The Doctor]

Oh shut the fuck up, Sign Guy. Seriously. All you do is put your foot in your mouth so much it must be poking out of your asshole by now.

 

[Sparky]

Lulz. I can't log onto any important websites. Bigpond, banks ect...

 

[Lee]

Quote of the day on the rapture 'prophecy' by Harold Camping has to be by my lil sis....and I quote "Ohhh crazy twat!!"

 

[J-Dogg]

Damn, I was really looking forward to meeting god. Maybe next time I suppose'.

That can still be arranged with a bullet to the brian...anywhere and anytime.

 

[Sparky]

That can still be arranged with a bullet to the brian...anywhere and anytime.

Not really. he couldn't do it himself. Suicide is a Sin.

 

[Lee]

Not really. he couldn't do it himself. Suicide is a Sin.

I wouldn't say so. Neither does the Bible.

 

[Sparky]

Really? I guess I have watched too many tv shows.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

6:00 PM EST, yes?

 

[Lee]

Really? I guess I have watched too many tv shows.

Yup.

Such examples include Samson the suicide bomber.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

If we get chosen to go to heaven do we just appear in heaven randomly at 6 or will we ascend into the sky like we're being pulled up by a U.F.O.?

 

[Xemmy]

Can't wait! My friend said that I could have his house!!!

 

[Барбоса]

That can still be arranged with a bullet to the brian...anywhere and anytime.

 

[itssoeasy123]

So, any new's yet, on anything?

 

[Xemmy]

So, any new's yet, on anything?

Yeah, Jesus is invading Europe right now. Over 700,000 thousand people have been reported missing so far. There are reports of clothes in the streets.

It's all right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwOjvmiBfDg

 

[Coco]

Volcano erupted in Iceland.

Do I need to be outdoors for this Rapture thing to work?

 

[Alex]

Dunno if this has been posted yet

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[Coco]

If this weren't judgment day, I'd fucking stab you for posting that.

 

[Alex]

If I'm gonna die, I'd like to listen to a good song

 

[Arkham Noir]

I feel like we're waiting for the great pumpkin.

 

[Alex]

I feel like we're waiting for the great pumpkin.

To get smashed

 

[Coco]

Is that Abed from Community in the back?

 

[Lee]

I feel like we're waiting for the great pumpkin.

One of Lee's two mentees of the year with the Peanuts reference!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

5 Minutes!
(if we're going by EST)







(we are, right??)

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Are we dead yet?

 

[ZeroVX]

And we have nothing.

OK folks, everyone back to your homes. Nothing more to see here.