Rapture is this Saturday

[klunderbunker]

I'm shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

 

[The Doctor]

It's actually because Randy Savage died for our sins. He had to climb the tallest turnbuckle in the world in order to elbow drop that mess.

 

[Shadowmancer]

Apparently it has been revisied to midday Jerusalem time

 

[klunderbunker]

What a shock. What time is that? Reported on the news?

 

[The Bearded One]

Apparently it has been revisied to midday Jerusalem time

Which would be what time in the Eastern Time Zone?

 

[itssoeasy123]

What a shock. What time is that? Reported on the news?

Yeah, where did you hear that?

 

[Shadowmancer]

its just under 2 hours until then. I heard it somewhere, and to find the time go type in World clock on google and then click on something saying Jerusalem for the time there and you can work out the rest based off of your clocks in your house.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'll be at work at 6pm, so disappearing randomly will be fine. Or making customers disappear. Please.

 

[Tastycles]

It's already been 6pm in an eighth of the world. Has anyone checked that New Zealand is still there?

 

[J-Dogg]

So its after 7pm here in Australia on the 21st, and shit all has happened.

 

[Uncle Chester]

They've miscalculated.

 

[mrbrownstone]

Yeah, its nearly 8 in Aus and nothing has happened, what a shock.

 

[J-Dogg]

I can go back to viewing porn knowing im not going to hell in the Rapture thats never happened.

 

[Xemmy]

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[Dave]

Too bad. Now I actually need to go to work. If some of us were going to die today, I could have had a valid excuse.

 

[Барбоса]

Why was Jesus born in Jerusalem than?

I am so glad that people chose to ignore this

 

[Lee]

Stephen Fry is a dick.

 

[Lee]

It's already been 6pm in an eighth of the world. Has anyone checked that New Zealand is still there?

But the Aussies are hardly the most God fearing folk.

 

[Shadowmancer]

And why is that Lee?

 

[Shadowmancer]

New Zealand was the scene of a 0.0 earthquake today

 

[Vega]

I wonder if the people that made it up are genuinely surprised.

 

[Uncle Chester]

Damn, I was really looking forward to meeting god. Maybe next time I suppose'.

 

[TSG]

Well, Harold ol' chum...

 

[Lee]

I love how you tell him to get a life yet you're the one who's been the most excited on the forum about this.

 

[TSG]

Touche.

To be fair, the only reason I was excited was to see how the nuts who believed it reacted. I want to hear the next interview done with Camping.