Randy Orton's Beard

[Uncle Sam]

Yes, it looks dumb. However, I have a similar looking and equally stupid "beard." Once Orton inevitably drives wrestling back into the public consciousness, I'll become really cool. So it would mean a lot to me if you could all support Randy Orton's beard.

Thank you.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I too have one. Up with snakes having facial hair. One day I too may look 'cool'

 

[Lee]

Yes but Randy Orton should be able to grow a proper beard.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I almost expect to find an old lady's vagina under that thing.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I have no problem with the beard, had one on and off since 14. It's that damn moustache which won't follow orders. Besides, Orton with a full beard....... strange image.

 

[ABMorales787]

He probably doesn't even have a license to grow the thing.

 

[Lee]

I don't think you need a beard license outside of Peurto Rico.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What does this thread have to do with Samantha Orton? I'm confused.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Vickie Guerrero can grow a better beard on her pussy than Orton can grow on his face

Trust me, I've seen it

 

[Via Armbar]

Vipers can't even grow hair at all. Way to break kayfabe Randall.

 

[Cookie]

It's his playoff beard.

 

[The Doctor]

You see, Mike Knox's beard tried to infest Ranjin Singh. Singh is trying his hardest to hold it back, hence the massive sideburns. Unfortunately, a little bit of it escaped and after infesting Justin Gabriel and John Morrison is trying to take over Randy Orton.

It's just science.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

At first, it worked, the whole 5 o'clock shadow thing. But all grown out? I think it looks gross, almost like a pube-stache, but all over his face.

 

[JGlass]

What does this thread have to do with Samantha Orton? I'm confused.

I get it, you're saying his wife is his beard because he's really gay so he married her just to make him look straight.

As for the beard, it started off pretty good, sort of in a, "Oh, Randy Orton is growing a beard. That's pretty cool," sorta way. Now it's more of a, "Oh, Randy Orton can't grow a beard but he's still trying. That's pretty sad," sort of thing.

 

[Hawkeye]

Randy Orton fine as hell. I'm glad he grew his hair back,the bald thing was super creepy.

 

[LigerBomb]

I knew it…

 

[Coco]

I've seen better facial hair on Todd Grisham.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I did shave today. For the time being, you can stop supporting Randy Orton's beard. In fact, throw the spikier velcro at it; see if it sticks.

 

[The Bearded One]

He should've kept it at a 5 o'clock shadow.

 

[El Rev sXe]

I have the same beard with the same holes and I'm ELEVEN years younger. Just sayin'...

 

[X]

Dude needs to shave. His neckbeard isn't impressing anyone.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Dude needs to shave. His neckbeard isn't impressing anyone.

It's gross. If you cannot grow a proper beard, stop fuckin' with it.

Then again, maybe this was his first attempt? Didn't know how shit it would be?

Nah, he knew. He knew exactly how shitty it would look. Selfish fuck. I root for you, constantly, and this is what I get in return? An Abe Lincoln beard?

EDIT: From now on, each post will reflect, verbatim, what's happening inside of my head.

 

[The Dewbliners]

That thing is more disturbing than the chin-pubes Ken Anderson has been known to sport.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Not the best picture, but you people know what I'm talking about.

That thing on Rey's chin is also pretty disgusting.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Vickie Guerrero can grow a better beard on her pussy than Orton can grow on his face

Trust me, I've seen it

THE FUCK?!!!