Prison Rules Summer 2014

[Mac Attack]

The King of the Prison is back until Aug 24th on these forums and there's no better place to start my first thread on my millionth run on these forums than my very own Prison. The Prison is currently like John Cena: Stale. Prisoners don't stay, or they're stupider than ever. That's unacceptable if you ask me. Therefore I've created the Second Ever Prison Rules, those with a good memory will remember the first one invoked alligators. Here's the new rules for this summer.

1) I've taken this place over, if you're sent in here you'll deal with me, if you bitch in here you'll deal with me, I'm moderating this section now even though m name is not bold.

2) I report directly to the people of the forums. When you're in here be on your best behavior, you will be judged by the Greatest Ex Prisoner of all time.

3) We are going to break the trend of Prison Bingo together. Us prisoners are too obvious together we will change that.

4) You get sent here you are obliged to watch Shawshank Redemption and do a report on it. It explains a lot believe me.

5) if you create discussion I will respond, if you don't create discussion I will.

6) The Money in the Bank Chatter Match will be happening in June. Winner will get an actual prize that's already been created.

7) Don't drop the soap.

8) This place isn't meant for *****es. I'm restoring this place to it's former glory, I want you all to be mean and nasty. Create positive discussion but with new Prisoners give them hell

8a) prisoners you are forced to take their shit and fling none back

9) Don't take this place too seriously. Be on here to enjoy yourself, in real life we are all different and would surprise one another, on here you can be who you want to be and if people judge you so be it.

10) This is my playground

 

[lil bitch Kid]

The King of the Prison is back until Aug 24th on these forums and there's no better place to start my first thread on my millionth run on these forums than my very own Prison. The Prison is currently like John Cena: Stale. Prisoners don't stay, or they're stupider than ever. That's unacceptable if you ask me. Therefore I've created the Second Ever Prison Rules, those with a good memory will remember the first one invoked alligators. Here's the new rules for this summer.

1) I've taken this place over, if you're sent in here you'll deal with me, if you bitch in here you'll deal with me, I'm moderating this section now even though m name is not bold.

2) I report directly to the people of the forums. When you're in here be on your best behavior, you will be judged by the Greatest Ex Prisoner of all time.

3) We are going to break the trend of Prison Bingo together. Us prisoners are too obvious together we will change that.

4) You get sent here you are obliged to watch Shawshank Redemption and do a report on it. It explains a lot believe me.

5) if you create discussion I will respond, if you don't create discussion I will.

6) The Money in the Bank Chatter Match will be happening in June. Winner will get an actual prize that's already been created.

7) Don't drop the soap.

8) This place isn't meant for *****es. I'm restoring this place to it's former glory, I want you all to be mean and nasty. Create positive discussion but with new Prisoners give them hell

8a) prisoners you are forced to take their shit and fling none back

9) Don't take this place too seriously. Be on here to enjoy yourself, in real life we are all different and would surprise one another, on here you can be who you want to be and if people judge you so be it.

10) This is my playground

Jesus, just when I thought the ******s had all gone away, we get the biggest one of all, seemingly, and he decided to be an honorary power ranger. It's great how seriously idiots take this place when they should really have taken, oh, I don't know, school, more seriously

 

[Mac Attack]

Jesus, just when I thought the ******s had all gone away, we get the biggest one of all, seemingly, and he decided to be an honorary power ranger. It's great how seriously idiots take this place when they should really have taken, oh, I don't know, school, more seriously

You will respect your superiors. Learn your history and bow motherfucker.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Silent for a week, a thread gets posted, and he replies to it in under 15 minutes.

That's lurker levels of creepy. I'm beginning to suspect LBK is a Beetlejuice alt.

 

[Mac Attack]

Silent for a week, a thread gets posted, and he replies to it in under 15 minutes.

That's lurker levels of creepy. I'm beginning to suspect LBK is a Beetlejuice alt.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that out, my only theory is that he's subscribed to the Prison subforum, clicked the button (if it still exists) which allows notifications to be sent to email, got the notification when he happened to be on his phone and replied. Otherwise, yeah WTF?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that out, my only theory is that he's subscribed to the Prison subforum, clicked the button (if it still exists) which allows notifications to be sent to email, got the notification when he happened to be on his phone and replied. Otherwise, yeah WTF?

If so, this begs the question who the fuck subscribes to the Prison subforum??

Oh and hi Mac. Welcome back.

 

[Mac Attack]

If so, this begs the question who the fuck subscribes to the Prison subforum??

Oh and hi Mac. Welcome back.

Hello there, and I'll put it this way I never did in my long time in here, just having spoken (on here) to other Prisoners I know it's been done before. I'm back for a little and apart from this character in the Prison I think I'm going to focus on Non-Spam to finally get my post count to 1000.

 

[lil bitch Kid]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that out, my only theory is that he's subscribed to the Prison subforum, clicked the button (if it still exists) which allows notifications to be sent to email, got the notification when he happened to be on his phone and replied. Otherwise, yeah WTF?

Actually, no, power ranger wannabe,I just happened to look in and see that you posted. The fact you know that you can get email notifications about this forum proves that I was right about you.

 

[lil bitch Kid]

You will respect your superiors. Learn your history and bow motherfucker.

Hey, shit for brains, the day you're superior to me is the day the Earth stops spinning. Try not to get dizzy, ass hat, because this planet ain't slowing down.

 

[Mac Attack]

Actually, no, power ranger wannabe,I just happened to look in and see that you posted. The fact you know that you can get email notifications about this forum proves that I was right about you.

The fact that I know things proves as you put it "I'm a ******." Do explain this.

 

[Reflection]

Your post and 10 guidelines were more lame than John Cena's jokes. Buddy if you can't come up with good humorous jokes, then shut your mouth... or your computer, whatever. The whole lets-make-fun-of-prisoners thing too has gotten more stale than John Cena's character.

 

[Rayne]

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Stop it. Please. LBK doesn't deserve to have humorous pictures made about him.

 

[Dirk]

Silly bugger, Summer ended in February...

Hi, Macios.

 

[nightmare]

Actually, no, power ranger wannabe,I just happened to look in and see that you posted.

No. You really didnt.

 

[Mac Attack]

Silly bugger, Summer ended in February...

Hi, Macios.

I guess in your case you can consider this a winter return.

 

[lil bitch Kid]

The fact that I know things proves as you put it "I'm a ******." Do explain this.

No, ******, the fact you write things like that proves that you are ******ed. The fact that you take this too seriously was proven before.

 

[lil bitch Kid]

No. You really didnt.

Ok, prove it. If you can't, then, you are a liar..... again. Step up, douche canoe.

 

[lil bitch Kid]

Get a fucking job, ******.

 

[Mac Attack]

No, ******, the fact you write things like that proves that you are ******ed. The fact that you take this too seriously was proven before.

I have taken the forum too seriously in the past I freely admit that. That's why I might be one of the most disliked posters on the forum. However, now, especially since I'm on summer break I'm back on the forums on my own terms enjoying myself.

 

[lil bitch Kid]

I have taken the forum too seriously in the past I freely admit that. That's why I might be one of the most disliked posters on the forum. However, now, especially since I'm on summer break I'm back on the forums on my own terms enjoying myself.

So, you care so much about a bunch of anonymous people's opinions of you that you changed your ways and came back?? Dude, that is fucking pathetic. But, you know, continue to enjoy playing with yourself on here, lil bitch.

 

[Dagger Dias]

I'm moderating this section now even though m name is not bold.

Playing mod, bant.

 

[nightmare]

It had been so long since he posted, I almost thought he did kill himself.


But he was just trying to out due his previous record, to prove a point, because, he doesnt need attention, obviously.

 

[Mac Attack]

Playing mod, bant.

If I got the ban hammer for that I would actually laugh so hard. I'll see you in the Non-Spam sections Dagger soon enough. It's been a while since I've ventured there and I think I missed that part of the forums.

 

[Mac Attack]

Don't say I don't know how to bring out the best (as in worst) of Prisoners. LBK keep on keeping on this is beautiful!