Said it before and I'll say it again - but this time, I swear you look like an Arab.
4/8 Scottish, 2/8 English, 1/8 Lebanese, 1/8 Indian, I tan easy and I live in Spain. Make your own assumptions, yo'.
EDIT: my mother's great grandparents are Brazilian. Work that into there somehow too.
Oh, and I'm moving to San Francisco next summer.