Porn Annoyances

[Nate DaMac]

List some things that piss you off while looking up porn.

- Searching through videos and finding one with an incredibly hot chick with a description you like, then when you start watching, a black guy walks into frame.

- Blurred out Asian genitalia.

Watching a good video but there's a penis enlargement advertisement right next to it. So your forced to see an enormous dong just sitting there in you peripherals.

 

[Nick Black]

Finding a girl you like, and a plot description you like, and then realize it's 5 minutes long.

Fake penises.

"Damn, she's kinda hot" *she turns* "Whoop. She's got a dick..."

 

[Alex]

Hairy vaginas.

And I'm talking full on muff, like the pussy can barely be seen

 

[D-Man]

Doing a video search and using one questionable word that results in a page of results that contain gay porn videos.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It ends up in your internet history.

 

[ABMorales787]

Lack of free HD vids.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Girl eating the ass of a man. That one has gotten me a couple of times. Sick fucks.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Girl eating the ass of a man. That one has gotten me a couple of times. Sick fucks.

Some men need to learn that if they want their asses eaten there is a reason God invented dogs and peanut butter.

 

[GI Cake]

When the man makes obnoxiously loud groans. To the point where the porn is just plain tasteless to all parties involved.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

More than one penis.


I follow the Chapelle rule.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Doing a video search and using one questionable word that results in a page of results that contain gay porn videos.

Tell me about it! "Hot busty ebony penis," "sexy petite Chinese dick," "hairy gay men bumming" - it's a minefield.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

The bitch tries to address the viewer

"You like that, don't you?"

 

[It's Damn Real!]

More than one penis.


I follow the Chapelle rule.

This.

 

[Tequila Dave]

Talking.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Oh yeah, when I look up rape porn and it's in another language. I really need to learn some Russian, those fuckers get down.

 

[¡Roján!]

Have you ever clicked on a MILF video, and it turns out to be a mother and her son? -Fucking hell.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Have you ever clicked on a MILF video, and it turns out to be a mother and her son? -Fucking hell.

I usually do it the other way around.

 

[Alex]

Have you ever clicked on a MILF video, and it turns out to be a mother and her son? -Fucking hell.

No I've clicked on MILF and its been a granny though

eughhhh

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The only annoyance I have is when the guy says something fucking ******ed.

I don't watch porn to listen to men talk

 

[Fizzy]

Ads because they are always disgusting. Lately, some shit called Punishtube has been advertised on the sites I use. It completely takes the buzz away when your eyes stray a bit and see a chick with hooks through her fucking face.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Blurred out vags (fuck you slant fucks), i don't like more then one dude in a scene, i don't like those stupid camera angles (you know which ones).... more to come.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Those ads on the side that are like "tired of jacking off?"



Fuck no I'm not.

 

[The Rob]

When you click on a video and a separate tab advertising live sex chats pops up but you don't delete it straight away because your, erm, busy. But then forgetting that the sex chat tab is still there and hours later, when your Mum innocently asks if she could check out something online and she sees the tab. It's happened to me, a complete fuck my life moment.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Bad acting, I'm dead serious. I need to believe you two have only just met each other and feasibly want to get it off in the toilets of McDonalds.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

When you click on a video and a separate tab advertising live sex chats pops up but you don't delete it straight away because your, erm, busy. But then forgetting that the sex chat tab is still there and hours later, when your Mum innocently asks if she could check out something online and she sees the tab. It's happened to me, a complete fuck my life moment.