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Politically incorrect joke thread.
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Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Kenival?..... He tried to jump 8 black guys with a steamroller.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
Why don't black people like to sleep?
Because the last one that had a dream was shot.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot says.
This Black guy was walking down 125th Street, kicking rubbish out of his way, when he spotted something that gleamed strangely. It turned out to be an oddly shaped brass bottle. When he rubbed it, a Jewish genie appeared.
"I'll give you two wishes" intoned the genie (not the usual three wishes; after all, it is a Jewish genie).
"Far out" says the Black guy, "First, I'm sick of being Black - I wanna be White, uptight and out-of-sight. Second, seein' how I love having women hanging around me all the time - I wanna to be surrounded by sweet, warm pussy".
So the genie turned him into a tampon.
The moral of the story? You don't get anything from a Jew without strings being attached
"I'll give you two wishes" intoned the genie (not the usual three wishes; after all, it is a Jewish genie).
"Far out" says the Black guy, "First, I'm sick of being Black - I wanna be White, uptight and out-of-sight. Second, seein' how I love having women hanging around me all the time - I wanna to be surrounded by sweet, warm pussy".
So the genie turned him into a tampon.
The moral of the story? You don't get anything from a Jew without strings being attached
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Every time a black woman gets an abortion, she get's a $50 Crimestopper Award.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
Because that's what god held them by while he painted them.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
What would Martin Luther King be if he were white?
alive.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
Why don't blind people sky dive?
It scares the fuck out of the dog.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
A Lawyer, A Catholic Priest, and 3 children are on a plane. The plane starts to go down and they realize there are only 3 parachutes. The Priest says," Give them to the children, we have lived our lives, they have much more to see." The Lawyer says," Fuck the children!!" And The Priest says," Do we have time?"
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
A Black man, Chinese man, and Mexican are all in a car. Who's driving?
The police.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
What do you call a black man in a three piece suit?
the defendant.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
What's Black and goes 200 miles an hour?
Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's voucher.
Why are the palms of Black people's hands white?
Because the paint from the Police cars wasn't dried yet.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
How do you know that Adam wasn't black?....... Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black person before?
Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg
Stay in school and don't litter.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
Why don't you run over a black guys bike?
Jew with a coupon
Why don't you run over a black guys bike?
Because it might be yours
A Jew and a Chinaman were in a pub together. The Jew brought up the subject of Pearl Harbor, reprimanding the Chinaman for the disgraceful role his countrymen had played. The Chinaman protested vehemently, pointing out that the raid had been made by the Japanese, and that China was in no way to blame.
"Japanese, Chinese, they're all the same to me " retorted the Jew.
Pretty soon the Chinese fellow started talking about the tragic sinking of the Titanic, asking the Jewish guy if he didn't feel some degree of personal responsibility about it.
"Hey, wait a minute!" protested the Jew: "The Jews didn't have anything to do with the sinking of the Titanic - it was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg," said the Chinaman, "they're all the same to me."
"Japanese, Chinese, they're all the same to me " retorted the Jew.
Pretty soon the Chinese fellow started talking about the tragic sinking of the Titanic, asking the Jewish guy if he didn't feel some degree of personal responsibility about it.
"Hey, wait a minute!" protested the Jew: "The Jews didn't have anything to do with the sinking of the Titanic - it was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg," said the Chinaman, "they're all the same to me."
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
How can you tell if a black man is well hung?
He stops kicking
Mustang Sally
Sells seashells by the seashore
At the supermarket, I was standing on line behind a woman who was obviously of Latina heritage. As we waited, she was calling to her four children.
She yelled to one:
"Julio, come away from the candy aisle and get over here."
She yelled to another:
"Julio, bring me a gallon of milk."
She yelled to a third:
"Julio, pick up a newspaper and bring it to me."
She yelled to the fourth:
"Julio, stop running in the store. Slow down."
Turning to her, I said:
"Ma'am, can I ask you a question?"
"What is it?" she said.
"Are these all your children?"
"Yes, they are."
"I know it's none of my business, but did you really name all of them Julio?"
"Yes, I did." she replied.
"Forgive me," I said, "But that seems a little unusual, no? Why would you give them all the same name?"
"Well," she said, "It makes it easy to bring them together when I want them. For instance, at dinnertime I call out 'Julio!' and all of them come. It saves time."
"Okay," I replied, "But what do you do when you want to call one of them individually?"
'Oh, that's no problem," she said. "I just call him by his last name."
She yelled to one:
"Julio, come away from the candy aisle and get over here."
She yelled to another:
"Julio, bring me a gallon of milk."
She yelled to a third:
"Julio, pick up a newspaper and bring it to me."
She yelled to the fourth:
"Julio, stop running in the store. Slow down."
Turning to her, I said:
"Ma'am, can I ask you a question?"
"What is it?" she said.
"Are these all your children?"
"Yes, they are."
"I know it's none of my business, but did you really name all of them Julio?"
"Yes, I did." she replied.
"Forgive me," I said, "But that seems a little unusual, no? Why would you give them all the same name?"
"Well," she said, "It makes it easy to bring them together when I want them. For instance, at dinnertime I call out 'Julio!' and all of them come. It saves time."
"Okay," I replied, "But what do you do when you want to call one of them individually?"
'Oh, that's no problem," she said. "I just call him by his last name."
I Suck Ass
I survived the Rapture
How many Jews can you fit in a VW?
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black person on the road?
How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 in front, 2 in back, and the rest in the ashtray.
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead black person on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to drive the pink Cadillac.
