A trucker was driving with a load of bowling balls. He saw a black man on the side of the road, and had an overwhelming urge to kill the man. He pulled over and did the deed. He threw the black man in his truck, with the idea of dumping the unfortunate black man later on in his travels.
Down the road a policeman pulled the man over for a faulty brake light. The policeman asked to make a routine inspection of the truck's contents, and the trucker reluctantly agreed. The policeman went around to the back, opened the door to the truck's contents, and gasped in surprise.
The trucker ran to the side of the policeman and expressed surprise, in an effort to throw at least a little bit of suspicion off of him.
The policeman turned and said "There's a black man in the back of your truck, and he's laid a bunch of ****** eggs!"
