Plans for tonight

[Hawkeye]

So.My brother went out clubbing,so did my sister in law.My mom and freakin dad went clubbing,and here I am stuck in a house one deep.As fas I know,these are my options:

1.Play Oblivion until gods know when
2.Break stuff like an unattended 2 year old
3.Watch a random movie
3b.Download a random movie and watch it on my laptop
4.Cry myself to sleep
5.Play pokemon
6.Casually *********e on chat roulette(added this so it would be cage worthy)

Feel free to add any other options you believe would be appropriate

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

begin another spanish inquisition, nobody would expect it

 

[Hawkeye]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

 

[Vash21]

start another bryan danielson thread and get beaten to death by the mods?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

insert dramatic music here

 

[Platypus Palsy]

2 followed by 6 then 1.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

How old are your parents? If they're over 40, what the fuck are they clubbing for?

 

[Hawkeye]

Ulises,that's what I wanna know! they're past the half century mark,but there's several clubs for older people in the Houston area,for fuck what i don't know.

Sounds like a good plan Wheelbarrow

 

[Stickstar 16]

Swingers Club, your parents are going swinging.

 

[Hawkeye]

MY MIND! PLAGUED WITH SUCH...IMAGES OF FILTH...CAN'T...

On a side note thanks to that number 6 is definitely out of the question

 

[Platypus Palsy]

MY MIND! PLAGUED WITH SUCH...IMAGES OF FILTH...CAN'T...

On a side note thanks to that number 6 is definitely out of the question

OK then remove 6 and make it 2 then 1 followed by 4 since your parents are have anonymous sex right now.

 

[Hawkeye]

*sigh...I wonder if they know how ashamed I am of them

 

[Platypus Palsy]

*sigh...I wonder if they know how ashamed I am of them

Confront them when they get home, and remember to video tape it. Post it on Youtube so we can enjoy the hilarity, or at least I can.

 

[Hawkeye]

Confront them when they get home, and remember to video tape it. Post it on Youtube so we can enjoy the hilarity, or at least I can.

As soon as they walk in the door just be like WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S WHAT'S HOT NOW,FUCKING RANDOM WHITE FOLK IN THE CLUB?

 

[Platypus Palsy]

As soon as they walk in the door just be like WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S WHAT'S HOT NOW,FUCKING RANDOM WHITE FOLK IN THE CLUB?

As long as they don't answer "hells yeah" then you'll be fine. They might not like you anymore after you explain what you thought though. It'll be worth it.

 

[Hawkeye]

As long as they don't answer "hells yeah" then you'll be fine. They might not like you anymore after you explain what you thought though. It'll be worth it.

it all depends on what time they come in.