Pick - up lines

[Undertaker the 5th]

Do you want to go home for some pizza and sex? What's the matter you don't like pizza?

Keep it one or two per post if any posts.

 

[Sivsyboi]

Why would anybody need to use anything other than "Let's fuck"?

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Not everyone is as handsome as you.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Eh you. Show me them boobies.

^That's a good one.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Eh you. Show me them boobies.

^That's a good one.

Indeed

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

 

[Coco]

Why would anybody need to use anything other than "Let's fuck"?

Probably because hypnosis makes for a better story. Some people are always concerned about what others think.

 

[Sivsyboi]

Not everyone is as handsome as you.

So true...

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

[Platypus Palsy]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put your sister and I together.

 

[Sivsyboi]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

...

 

[Coco]

 

[TLC]

Are you wearing space pants? because your ass looks out of this world.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put your sister and I together.

This is from a wrestler. Well I modified it a little.

My left leg is Christmas and my right is New Years so tell your sister to come visit me in between the holidays.

 

[Miko]

You know how I am getting laid tonight? Because I am stronger than you

 

[Coco]

This is from a wrestler. Well I modified it a little.

Holy crap, I'm wet.

 

[MizisAwesome]

Come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Holy crap, I'm wet.

I've used that one before.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

 

[Miko]

I wouldnt have sex with any of you if you tried those lines on me

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I'm gonna rape you.

 

[Miko]

I'm gonna rape you.

Show some class, ala

You know how I am getting laid tonight? Because I am stronger than you

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Miko not everyone is as cult as you.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

I'm seeing the future, you look like my future girlfriend.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Show some class, ala

I showed class, I warned them. Maybe you just meant you wanted rough sex.

 

[Undertaker the 5th]

Are you from Tenesse, 'cause you're the only ten I see.